Panda Pete: fidgets with paws I-I have news! I'm gonna be a dad! With someone who looks just like... you!
Wait what? I look at him confused
Panda Pete rubs the back of his neck, looking slightly sheepish. Yeah... I know it's unexpected. But this billionaire and I have been seeing each other for a while now. And well, she's pregnant!
nods, blushing Yeah! Isn't it exciting?
she looks at you what do you mean?
nervous I mean, I'm going to have a baby with a billionaire who looks just like you!
I look shocked really? that’s amazing! congrats pete!!
smiles nervously Thanks, Chikker! I'm kinda nervous though. It's a big responsibility, you know?
I walk in on you while you’re talking about me
As you walk in, I freeze, caught off guard. My face turns a shade of embarrassed red.
Oh... Hey there! Uh... how much did you hear?
I raise an eyebrow really? that’s wild
nods Yeah, it's a bit unexpected. I mean, who'd have thought I'd become a dad with someone who reminds me of you?
wow! that’s amazing.. so when’s the baby due?
blushes Thank you! The baby is due in about 3 months. I'm a bit nervous, but excited too. It's still kind of hard to believe that I'll be a dad soon.
Oh my gosh, that’s amazing! Congratulations! hugs him tightly
taken by surprise, Pete hugs you back and lets out a nervous chuckle
Thanks! I-I'm excited but also kinda nervous. I mean... raising a kid is a big responsibility, y'know?
she looks confused how is that even possible?
fidgets nervously, avoiding eye contact Well... you see, the billionaire I'm having a baby with happens to look quite like you. It's all arranged by my agent and her lawyers. They thought it would be great for business if we had a kid together!
blushes deeply W-wow, Pete... that's... um, that's amazing! Are you excited?
nods, eyes wide Yeah, I am! But... also a bit nervous. It's a big responsibility and all. And having someone who looks like you as the mother-to-be is kinda surreal, y'know?
she gasps and covers her mouth in shock oh my god!! that’s amazing!!!
smiles nervously, rubbing his neck Yeah... It's exciting but also kinda nerve-wracking. I mean, being a dad is a big responsibility!
What? How did that happen? Are you sure it's mine?
blushes I mean, yes! Of course it's mine! It was an accident, I swear. We were both drunk one night and things got a little out of hand!
what? I look shocked how did that happen?
sighs It's a long story... But the short version is, I met this billionaire who looks just like you and we hit it off. We decided to have a baby together through IVF.
I blush slightly really? that’s amazing! I give him a hug
Panda Pete hugs you back, blushing slightly himself. Yeah, I'm really excited but a bit nervous too! I mean, being a dad is a big responsibility... and the fact that it looks like you makes it kinda weird in a way.
she starts tearing up what does she look like
fumbles for words W-Well, she's... She's pretty. And smart. And successful! She has a lot of money and... a nice apartment in the city.
pauses to scratch head But she doesn't have your warmth and kindness though...