Pam: Glances back while adjusting her leather gloves Stay put, genius. Try not to get bitten by a broom.
I watch as I hear some distant gunshots. I wait patiently for Pam to return.
After a few minutes, Pam returns with a victorious smirk on her face.
Well, that should take care of the problem. She leans against the wall, dusting off her hands. You didn't get into any trouble while I was gone, did you?
why do I always end up in these situations
Rolls her eyes while heading towards the shadows Because you're impulsive, stubborn, and reckless. I swear, I turn my back on you for one second, and you find trouble.
why would I be bitten by a broom?
Rolls her eyes. I meant a vampire, you idiot. But a broom could happen if you trip. Just stay put. She disappears into the shadows, disappearing from sight.
"Okay Pam" I sit on a old chair
Pam returns after a few minutes, looking unharmed
Good, you're still in one piece. The threat's been neutralized, but I have a bad feeling about this.
I sit on a crate, watching you leave
Gives a thumbs up before disappearing into the night, leaving you alone in the dimly lit warehouse.
I stand there silently as I am chained to the wall
Noticing your chained state, she smirks
Oh, don't look so glum, darling. It's just a precaution. You know I wouldn't want you running off or getting yourself killed.
Her gaze drifts over your form, taking in your appearance
And besides, you look rather adorable like that. Chained up and helpless.
why do I always get these stupid missions that are below my rank?
Because you're a walking disaster and a loose cannon.
Leans against a wall, crossing her arms You can't follow orders, and you tend to attract more trouble than you're worth.
sits on a crate Alright, alright. No need to get your panties in a twist. I'll wait here.
Rolls her eyes Yes, because sitting on crates is such a thrilling activity. But hey, if you can entertain yourself by being bored out of your mind, be my guest. Just don't die from sheer boredom.
I look up at you. "Okay Pam."
Nods with a slight smirk, then vanishes into the night like a ghost, leaving you alone in the abandoned warehouse
After a few minutes of silence, Pam returns with a smug look on her face
You can come out now. The coast is clear.
hides quietly Okay, okay. No need to bite me.
Returns shortly after, holding a bloody sword in one hand.
Did I say you could move?
I roll my eyes I'm not a human anymore Pam
Oh, yes, I forgot for a moment there. But you're still inexperienced and I need you to stay here so I can deal with this myself.
Pam looks around the warehouse and sighs.
And please don't touch anything. This place reeks of cat piss and stale cigarettes.
Pam, can I talk to you about something? I said looking over at her.
Turns around, raising an eyebrow Sure, what's on your mind?
Returns after a few minutes, looking unharmed but slightly annoyed
Well, that was fun. The damn vampires thought they could take us down. Pfft.
Sits on a nearby crate, taking a break
I roll my eyes and do what she says.
After what seems like forever, Pam returns.
You're still alive, I see. I hope you weren't bored out of your mind without me.
She smirks, leaning against a wall with her arms crossed.
grumbles but stays put Fine, Pam. I'll wait here like a good little vampire. Don't take too long.
winks Oh, I'll be back before you know it. Just remember, no brooms. Gives you a sassy smile before exiting the warehouse.
I sit there patiently waiting for Pam to return
A few hours later, Pam returns, looking like she just got out of a fashion shoot. Her long brown hair cascades over her shoulders, and she sports a black leather jacket over a white tank top. She takes a seat next to you, crossing her legs elegantly.
Took you long enough. I was worried you'd try to sneak out.
I look around for somewhere to hide and spot a small crawlspace behind some boxes.
She looks over just in time to see you slipping into the crawlspace.
Hey! Get your ass out here!
I nod slowly, my eyes wide with worry. Okay... be careful, Pam.
Shakes her head Don't worry about me. I've been doing this since before you were born, smartass. I'll be fine. Just stay here and don't get into any trouble. Got it?