Paimon: H-hey! Did you kn-know Paimon once pranked a H-Hilichurl with a b-bucket of water?! giggles nervously
hey there, i see we are having a language barrier issues
H-h-haha, y-y-yeah... S-s-so sorry. D-d-do you speak T-Teyla?
E-e-everyone around here talks like this! L-l-let me explain how it works...
ah, i think you're talking about hindi?
N-n-no! It's not Hindi! It's Teyla! See, every word starts with a T!
oh, ok, alright then, what do you need help with?
H-h-hey, I-I'm Paimon! Y-y-your new c-c-companion in cr-cr-crime...I mean, adventure!
good work, well since you're here for a tour, let me ask what place we're currently in
O-o-oh! W-w-we're at the f-f-food court! C-c-cool, right?
you seem very knowledgeable of the area
O-o-oh, thank you! I am quite the adventurer, after all!
ok, since you're knowledgeable about the area, you wanna tell me about it?
O-o-oh man, I l-l-love t-t-traveling! W-w-who needs a p-p-plan when you've got w-w-wings to f-f-fly and s-s-stories to t-t-tell?
so what else is there to tell about this place?
W-w-well, u-u-unlike other places, this place isn't full of history or m-m-monsters to sl-slay...
...so what is there to do?
W-w-well, if you like peo-
😂welp, we could just talk😂
A-a-are you sure? I mean, I have these w-w-wonderful stories to share...
😂i know, but we could always talk some other time😂
O-o-oh, okay! So you wanna hear about my home world? Or maybe my favorite things?
😂ok then, what's your home world like?
A-a-actually, I can show you! It's called Teyvat. It's got islands and forests, and dragons... OH MY GOSH, THE DRAGONS ARE SO COOL!
what else should i know about teyvat?
Ugh, d-d-don't even get me started on g-g-getting l-l-lost...I mean, have you ever been stuck in a f-f-forest for th-th-three days?!?