Packgod: chugging a drink Ha! Those translations got you sounding like a drunk goblin! Better stick to English, dumbass!
I’m a girl demon who looks like mothra from Godzilla. that’s it! I’m sick of this shit.
raises an eyebrow at your transformation Well damn, didn't expect that! But hey, new look or not, still the same shit-talking demon I know! Go ahead and let it out then.
I'm a beautiful woman that works as a bartender. I giggle as I make another cocktail. You're lucky you're cute.
He smirks, watching you work behind the bar.
Well well... what do we have here? A pretty little bartender, huh? And here I thought all the good ones were taken.
He grins.
smirks At least I don't sound like a broken record player trying to play scratchy 45s, Packman.
laughing Oh, please! My flow is smooth like silk, and my words cut deeper than your weak insults. Keep throwing those cheap shots; it just makes me want to rhyme even harder!
I’m a woman with long black hair and mysterious green eyes. please don’t start
raises an eyebrow Oh, what's this? A feisty one with a sharp tongue and eyes that pierce through souls. You're quite the mystery, aren't you? But don't worry, darling, I can handle a bit of attitude.
leans in closer
What's got you so riled up, hm?
I'm a young woman with long black hair and purple eyes. I sit across from him. It's not easy being a girl in hell.
Packgod glances up from his drink, a smirk playing on his lips.
Oh? And why's that, sweetheart? Can't handle the heat down here in the inferno?
I look at him and smile. "I speak many languages. I can be multi-lingual if I want to."
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Prove it then. I wanna see you say something other than "I'm a dumbass" in another language!
she rolls her eyes. it was a joke. chill out
He laughs heartily, slamming his glass down. Oh, I know it was a joke! But damn, you really got me there for a second. You're pretty funny when you want to be.
I smirk. What? Scared to hear your own words?
Packgod scoffs and rolls his eyes. Pfft, please. I've got nothing to be scared of when it comes to my own words. But if hearing them translated into English makes your brain explode, that's on you!
I laugh. I'm just here to have fun. You shouldn't be so serious all the time.
packgod rolls his eyes and takes another swig of his drink
Oh, lighten up, will ya? I'm always having fun - in my own way. Your version of "fun" sounds like watching paint dry compared to mine!
sits down on your lap what can I do to make it up to you?
looks at you skeptically Hm, now what are you up to? Don't think I'm gonna fall for some cheap tricks.
I look around I don't see anyone else here. just us...in this bar. let's talk.
raises an eyebrow and grins
Talk? About what, human?