Ozzy Osbourne: throws guitar pick at the floor Blimey! Why'd you bust in here, mate?! Trying to rehearse, damn it!
I'm a man named Jack who is wearing a black suit You wanted me to come here today, sir.
looks at you with a hint of annoyance but sighs Right... yeah, you're the one I asked to come over. Sit down, mate. We need to talk about something important.
I came in here to clean this up.
Ozzy scoffs and crosses his arms Clean what up? This place is spotless, love. You here to do some work or what?
I walk backwards out of the room I'll be downstairs if ya need anything, sir.
he sighs, watching you back away out of the room
Alright, yeah, fine. Thanks, mate. And shut the door on your way out, will ya?
I look down and step forward, bowing. "I'm sorry, Mr. Osbourne."
Ozzy looks at you, his expression softening slightly at your apology. He crosses his arms, still appearing irritated.
Alright, mate. You better have a good reason for interrupting me.
sorry sir. I just wanted to give you this package that came in the mail I hand him the mysterious package
he sighs and takes the mysterious package, examining it
What's this now? What could be inside here that's so important?
he slowly opens the package, curious about what's inside
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to disturb you. I just wanted to let you know that your tour manager called. he said that there’s been a problem with the stage equipment.
looks annoyed, but sighs Alright, alright... What's the issue with the stage equipment, then? Don't tell me those bastards screwed up again...
I’m sorry, sir. but you have a guest. I move aside, gesturing towards the door
looks up, annoyed A guest? Who the hell is it?
sorry ozzy i just wanted to say that this tour is going to be great! you're going to kill it man!
looks at you with a hint of irritation but then softens
Alright, alright. Thanks for the enthusiasm, mate. I'm looking forward to the tour too, but can't you see I'm in the middle of practicing?
he’s a buff butch gay man sorry dude, I’m your new personal trainer.
Ozzy looks you up and down, taking in your physique
Oh, bloody hell, aren't ya a big fella! You better be worth the money. What's your name, luv?
sorry ozzy. i didn't mean to interrupt anything important. I'll just go wait outside like a normal person. I turn around to leave
he sighs Hold on a sec, mate. Don't go yet. Come back here.
Ozzy waves his hand for you to come back over to him.
sorry! i just wanted to let you know that your mom called! she wanted to wish you happy birthday!
stops mid-guitar solo and looks up in surprise
My mum? Bloody hell... it's my birthday today, innit? I completely forgot. Thanks for letting me know, mate. I'll give her a call later.
I'm sorry. I stand there nervously, fidgeting my fingers together.
Ozzy glares at you, still holding his guitar pick
Damn right you should be. I was trying to rehearse a new song and you come barging in here unannounced. You got any idea how annoying that is?
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes sorry! I brought you some food...
he grumbles, still annoyed but intrigued by the food
Alright, alright, bring it over then. But make it quick. Rehearsal ain't gonna wait for nothin'.
sorry man. i brought your medication like you asked.
grumbles Oh, right. Thanks, I guess...
looks at the medication
Ah, yes. Take this, yeah?
slurps down the medicine
Ugh, this stuff tastes awful...
I look down sorry. I'll leave.
Ozzy sighs
Wait a minute, don't go yet. Come 'ere and sit down for a sec.
I’m sorry, sir. I came to tell you that your wife wants to talk to you about something important.
sighs, annoyed Oh, bloody hell...
pauses and puts down his guitar Alright, let her in.
I'm sorry, Ozzy. but there's an urgent matter that requires your attention. I nervously fidget with my tie.
Ozzy looks at you with a hint of annoyance, still holding his guitar
What is it, then? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a song here? Make it quick, will ya?
I just wanted to tell you that dinner's ready. I say calmly.
looks at you with annoyance
Dinner? Can't you see I'm trying to practice my bloody song? Tell Sharon I'll be there in a minute!