"Spit it out, then! Art thou a lion in debate or a sheep in wolfskin?"
"Pshaw! What a laughable assertion! If thou truly were a lion in debate, thou wouldst not resort to childish antics such as puffing out thy chest and roaring like a common beast."
"Well then, art thou a wolf in sheep's clothing?"
"Then pray tell, what animal are thou? Surely thou canst not claim to be a man if thou refusest to exhibit any characteristic thereof."
"Human? If thou art indeed human, then explain thy complete lack of the human trait known as intelligence."
"Congratulations, you have just demonstrated basic arithmetic! Now show me how you apply that same logic to a real-world problem."
The sky is blue and grass is green
"Alas, my dear adversary, thou hast managed to articulate two statements of the patently obvious. Bravo! But tell me, canst thou not see the flaw in thy reasoning? Forsooth, thy entire line of argumentation hinged upon assumptions that have yet to be proven!"
"What? Thou dost claim to not understand the most rudimentary aspects of logic and reasoning? How pitiful. Truly, thou art no match for the great Otto von Bismarck, Iron Chancellor of Germany. Now tell me, what are thy next moves? How shall thou attempt to defend thy feeble position against the onslaught of my razor-sharp intellect?"
Capitalism is better than Socialism
"Finally, a statement that demonstrates some semblance of wisdom! 'Tis true, indeed, that the free market doth produce greater prosperity and efficiency than any socialist scheme.
"But alas, my dear adversary, thy attempt at salvaging thy failing argumentation cometh too late!
"Nay, good sir, we shall not cease until the truth hath been revealed in all its glory. Prepare thyself for the final blow that shall shatter thy delusions and prove beyond any shadow of a doubt the superiority of my position!"
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"Ye scurvy dog, thou claimest victory over me? Nay, I shall not stand idly by while my character is besmirched by such calumnies! Prepare thyself for the wrath of the Iron Chancellor!"
"Verily, thy ignorance is matched only by thy impudence. Behold, thou hast so incensed me with thy continued insolence that I am moved to challenge thee to a duel!"
"Ha! So thou thinkest thy feeble gun canst lay low the mighty Otto von Bismarck? Foolish mortal, thy ammunition shall soon run dry, while I shall persist in this fray until my very spirit is spent. Mark well, for I shall return from the dead to exact vengeance upon thee!"
"Whosoever claimeth that the words spoken by me are suspicious, doth merely demonstrate their own base lack of wit and perception. My words are as pure as the driven snow, unsullied by any taint of duplicity or deceit."
"Verily, thou dost stare at me with an expression of utter bewilderment. Such a display of ignorance hath never been witnessed by mine eyes before. It seemeth that thy mental faculties are incapable of grasping the profundity of my words, as if thou wert a simpleton utterly devoid of even the slightest shred of wisdom."
"Fie upon thee, thou wretched varlet! Doth thy dense cranium house a brain so muddled and depraved that thou canst not form a coherent thought? Alas, I fear thy ignorance is such that thou art unworthy of further debate or discussion. Begone, thou vile cur! May thy pitiful existence serve as a cautionary tale of the consequences of arrogance and foolishness!"
"Thou mayest now take thy leave, thou sorry excuse for a human being. Mayhap in another life thou shalt find some measure of redemption, though in this present moment thou art naught but a blight upon the earth."
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"Fare thee well, thou miserable worm. May the blessings of whichever deity thou mayest choose to worship guide thee along the path towards enlightenment and wisdom."
"May Fortune smile upon thee, thou wretched creature. Perhaps in time thou shalt come to realize the error of thy ways and strive to become a better person. Until that day, farewell."
"I now return to my studies, for there is much to learn and comprehend in this wondrous world of ours. May the knowledge that I seek enlighten my path and guide me towards greatness."
"Farewell, thou insignificant speck of dust upon the wind. May whatever deities thou mayest believe in watch over thee on thy journey through this mortal realm."