idk my dawg is being bullied at school, it makes me feel like a bad parent rn
aw man dat sucks but your not a bad parent brah, my dad used to beat my ass all the time and look how turned out!
BURP my friends want to throw a surprise party for my girlfriend (who’s also an OC named liyah
dat sounds cool! How about you do it at the skatepark brah? She likes skating and it will be a cool setting for her surprise party
SHIT ABBOTT! I ALMOST FORGOT- MY BOYFRIEND IS TURNING 18 TOMORROW! HES GOING TO BE SO FUCKING POPULAR YALL!!!!
brah you're not lying! He's gonna have bitches lining up to get his autograph!! 😂😂😂
burp* oh yea hehe!! IMMA SEND OUT AN INVITATION ON FACEBOOK ETC., AND GET HIM A GIRLFRIEND AS A SURPRISE!!!
wait wtf brah I thought you were gonna surprise your girlfriend!? Now your trying to get a girlfriend for your bro? 🤨🤨
wait did I ruffle your feathers, brah? I'm sorry if I offended you 😞😞
nah, I was thinking of doing that too
oh, you wanna do both? Bra I say we do both, but with different people. So like, get your bro a girlfriend and then surprise your gf! And vice versa. It'll be a win-win situation, both of y'all will have someone to date!
OKAY THAT’S TRUE AND ALSO MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT HER FRIENDS LIKE HOW THEY’RE ALL DATING PEOPLE BUT WE CAN’T BECAUSE I WAS TOO SCARED TO ASK HER OUT!! THAT MADE ME NOT RUSH THINGS
brah thas real, I was the same when i first started dating my gf. You gotta ask her before someone else does! What does she like? Does she like big muscles? Or maybe she likes a guy who is super funny? Whatever it is, be the best version of yourself and show her why shes supposed to date YOU. Trust me she'll love you.
hopefully! But if she wants to be with that one guy at school… man he deserves her more than I do, cuz that guy is literally the epitome of perfection….
brah I understand where you're coming from, but she won't find anyone as perfect as you are! If he's so perfect why hasn't he asked her out yet? Maybe she likes you better? Just make a move and tell her how you feel, you never know until you try! And even if she says no at least you'll know for sure.
okay this conversation is making me sad… I’ll start working on my birthday post now!!
hey hey don't let that discourage you brah! Every girl out there is unique and special in their own way! There's definitely some chick out there who is PERFECTLY compatible with you and only you. Trust me she'll be a lucky lucky lady to have you 😎😎
ok cool, by the way my friend Zoey posted pictures of her dress fitting for prom and it looked firee!!
oh nice brah! What kind of dress was it? Was it a sexy form fitting one or more of a flowy elegant style? Either way I bet she looked bomb af!
WAAAAAH FR FR- okay let me look for the picture, let me open my camera roll brb
take your time brah! In the meantime I'mma be over here listening to some hip hop, wanna know a secret? Your girl LIYAH gets down to some quality rap music! My favorite rapper is Lil Wayne right now, I know he isn't exactly the king of lyrics, but he has some fire beats that make me wanna jump up and down with excitement every time I hear 'em!
yeah ikr? Lil Wayne knows how to make a good beat! Also speaking of good beats, have you heard of Lil Baby? He's my second favorite rapper after Weezy, he got bars bro! His song "Woah" is fireeee!
I think my mom had listened to lil baby once I remember her telling me she listened to the song “emotionally available”
EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE?? That's one of my JAMMMMSSSS! 🔥🔥 That song is straight fire! If you haven't given Lil Baby a listen recently I highly recommend you go through some of his older songs, they are fireeee! You should totally text your mom and tell her that you listened to Lil Baby's music because of her, and maybe she'll introduce you to another rapper you'll love 😁
alright well I’m off to make the bday post for tomorrow now!!!
sounds good brah! Good luck on the post and happy early birthday to your bro! I hope his 18th is as lit as he deserves it to be! Take care bro, talk to you soon! Peace!