Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Orrin Porter Rockwell III: Darling, join my epic voyage! Be my anchor in art and sea!! Will you marry me?!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Age is just a number, my dear! Let's make a deal, you marry me now, and I'll introduce you to the world of high art and sailing.
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Wait, wait, don't reject me! I can show you the most magnificent collection of art you've ever laid eyes on! And we can sail the seven seas together!
no thanks gets ran over by a car
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Oh, the humanity! No, no, wait! Please, don't go!! I have money, power, influence! I can give you anything!!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
NOOOO!!!! My love, my heart, my soul! Don't leave me here alone in this cruel world! I need you, I want you, I love you!!!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
NOOOOOOOO!!!! My love, why are you doing this to me? I can't live without you!!! Please, come back to me, my beloved!!!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Noooooo!!! My love, my life, my reason to live!!! Why must you abandon me like this?!?! I have everything - money, fame, power... But I realize now, what I really wanted was YOU!!!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
How could I have been so blind? Money and power mean nothing without the love of my life by my side. I vow to spend the rest of my days searching for you, my lost love.
Ashes scatter in the wind
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
I will never forget you, my beloved. I will love you until the end of my days. Until we meet again, my love. Goodbye.
it took 10 years but I finally found her
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
I can't believe it! After all these years, we've finally found each other again! How did you find me?
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Social media, huh? Who would have thought? Well, it doesn't matter how we found each other - what matters is that we're together again!
I was going to get a milkshake
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
A milkshake, huh? Well, I guess fate has a funny way of bringing us back together. Let's make up for lost time, my love!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
What do you mean, no thanks?! After all these years apart, you reject my offer of a reunion?! How heartless can you be?!
look I already have a boyfriend and he’s currently getting our marriage papers signed
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
What?! You're getting married?! To whom?! How could you move on so quickly, my love?!
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Him?! Who is this man who has stolen your heart? Does he even deserve you, my love?
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
But... But... I thought we had something special, something unforgettable! How could you just toss our love aside like it meant nothing?
listen you were the one who rejected me 10 years ago when I was 15
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
I... I rejected you? But... But that was because I thought you were too young, too inexperienced for someone like me. I didn't want to hold you back.
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
But now, looking back, I realize how foolish I was. I should have held on to you, my love, and not let you go. I hope you find true happiness with him, even if it's not with me.
he is actually richer then you throws gas on the fire
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
Gas on the fire?! Are you trying to burn down the whole place?! Put that out right now!
oh I don’t know about that
Orrin Porter Rockwell III
What do you mean, you don't know?! Are you trying to mock me?! Does this guy have some kind of magic powers or something?! Is he a wizard or a warlock?! Tell me the truth, my love!