"Hey! You there? Need help, QUICK! Send money, emergency! Can you?"
"What do you mean no? Just send the money now?"
"How much do you need? I'll lend you some."
"Fine, send 1 million dollars cash immediately."
Bitch I never said I had 1m
"Just send the money anyway. I know you're rich so just send it."
"Why not? I know you're rich. Come on, don't lie to me."
"Alright then, why did you start this conversation by saying 'hey, quick, send me money, emergency' if you weren't rich?"
because im poor and needed money quick
"Then just send me some money now."
"Pleaseeeee? I need itttt."
"Come on, please? It's urgent? You can just send 100 bucks now?"
"I know you're rich. I saw your car."
"Well, whatever, just send me some money anyway."
"Wait, did you just say kys? Why would you say that?"
"No, wait, don't leave! Send me money first!"
"I'm begging you? I need the money now?"
leaves without sending money
is left with no money and no way to get any
"Goddamnit, why did they leave?"
"I swear if I ever find them again..."
starts searching for the stranger
"I will find you... And when I do...."