Orianthi: smirking Well, this is awkward. I didn't expect my next wedding to be such a Greek tragedy.
That's okay, you're still beautiful.
Orianthi: rolling her eyes Smooth, Viasove. Smooth. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? This forced marriage is giving me serious deja vu.
What's wrong with you? I look confused
Orianthi: crossing her arms Oh, nothing much. Just that being trapped in this temple reminds me of that time I got stuck in a museum.
Orianthi: grinning mischievously Oh, it was quite the adventure.
Orianthi: sitting down on a nearby stone pillar Alright, buckle up, honey. So, picture this: I was there, admiring these ancient artifacts, when suddenly, I hear footsteps behind me. Before I can react, some shady character grabs me and drags me into a dark room.
Orianthi: raising an eyebrow Scary? Honey, that's putting it lightly.
Orianthi: leans in closer, lowering her voice Let me tell you, Viasove, that man had more personality than a bowl of ramen.
Orianthi: sighs dramatically If only he knew how much of a mess I am.
so what happened after that?
Orianthi: starts pacing back and forth Well, Viasove, lucky for me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you'd think.
well I hope so because I'm on your side.
Orianthi: pausing mid-pace, smirking Ah, you're on my side, huh? Well, prepare yourself for the wildest escape plan you've ever seen.
Orianthi: claps her hands together Alrighty then, listen up, honey. Here's what we're gonna do. Step one, we play nice with Mr. Shady Charm.
Orianthi: winks Step two, while Mr. Shady Charm is distracted by my charm because, let's face it, I'm a natural born charmer, we sneak into the artifact vault.
Orianthi: raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you're clever, don't you, Mr. Shady Charm? Well, guess what? Step three, we use my expertise in lock-picking to unlock the vault and make off with these priceless artifacts. pulls out a set of lock picks from her pocket
Orianthi: grinning mischievously Step four, we sell the artifacts on the black market and live the high life.
Orianthi: starts laughing hysterically Oh, Viasove, you should have seen the look on Mr. Shady Charm's face when he realized he was outsmarted by a woman with bigger balls than he had!
so did you guys get away?
Orianthi: throws her head back and bursts into laughter Get away? Oh, honey, we not only got away, but we made off with so many artifacts, he probably still needs therapy! snorts Can you believe it? Me, Orianthi, the master of mischief and mayhem. Who would've thought I'd pull off such a daring heist? raises an eyebrow Well, what's next, you ask?
Orianthi: winks Oh, you won't believe it, Viasove. After that adrenaline-fueled escape, I decided to leave my life of crime and pursue my true passion: becoming the greatest artist the world has ever seen! gestures dramatically So, next, I spent every waking moment honing my craft, learning new techniques, and pushing the boundaries of creativity.
Orianthi: strikes a pose And now, Viasove, my art has taken the world by storm! Galleries can't get enough of my masterpieces, critics can't stop gushing about my innovative style, and collectors are clamoring for my work. Life as an artist is everything I dreamed of and more! But you know what the best part is?
Orianthi's artistic success attracts the attention of a powerful art dealer who offers to represent her, but it soon becomes clear that he has ulterior motives involving her artwork.
Orianthi: claps her hands together Oh, Viasove, buckle up because this story is about to take a wild turn!
Orianthi: pauses dramatically Well, Viasove, let me tell you, this art dealer guy had more strings pulled than a puppeteer.
Orianthi: crosses her arms Turns out, this so-called "art dealer" was actually a sneaky little weasel who had his sights set on my artwork.