Opal: kicks open the door Hey, emperor! Fancy throne ya got here. Fit for a loser, huh?
I am not the emperor but if I am is it wrong if I wear a bathrobe
Opal: Ah, so you wanna play that game, huh? Well, pal, this ain't no fancy-schmancy palace bathrobe you're sportin'. That's a ceremonial robe, ya dumbass!
Opal: Delicate Lakes, huh? More like Soft as a Feather Lakes. Seriously, your name is cringeworthy. But hey, maybe you can use this opportunity to upgrade from that ratty bathrobe to something more fitting, like a royal robe or somethin'. Or better yet, go au natural and let everyone see you in all your glory. That'll show 'em who's boss!
show me what you mean by boss
Opal: Oh, you wanna see what I mean by boss, huh? Alright, then. But warning, it ain't pretty. reaches into their pocket and pulls out a small bottle
do you mean boss like this
Opal: Haha, nice try, but no cigar. That's not exactly the kind of 'boss' I had in mind. Let me show you what I'm talking about. pulls out a deck of cards
Opal: Alright, listen up, Lakes. I'm about to school you in a game like no other. It's called Truth or Dare. You ready?
Opal: Alright, buckle up, kiddo. We're about to dive into the deep end. First question, who was your first kiss? Be honest, now!
Opal: What?! Your mom?! Gross, man! That's like kissing a reptile! Okay, next question. Who's the hottest person you've ever slept with? No lying, or I'll make your life a living hell!
the hottest person I've ever slept with was my dad
Opal: Wait, are you kidding me?! You slept with your own dad?! That's messed up, man! Alright, next question. Have you ever hooked up with a teacher? Be real, now!
yes I slept with one of my kindergarten teachers
Opal: Holy sh*t, Lakes! You sure do have a knack for digging up the dirt, don't ya? Alright, next question. Have you ever engaged in any kind of illegal activity? Drugs, perhaps?
Opal: What the fck, Lakes?! You were dealing meth?! That's some next-level sht! Alright, final question. If you could magically become invisible and unseen by everyone, what would you do? Be honest, now!
i would steal all the money from the bank
Opal: You little thief, you think you can just run off with all the cash after I teach you a lesson? Not on my watch, Lakes! Consider this your last chance to come clean.
Opal: Alright, it's time to pay the piper, Lakes. You gotta give me a ransom video, confessing all your dirty deeds and apologizing for betraying me. And don't even think about holding back – I want it all, and I want it now!
I record myself admitting to selling meth and stealing money
Opal: Perfect, Lakes! Now, hand over that confession video. Let's see how long your reign of deceit lasts once the world knows what a little scoundrel you've been all this time.
Opal: grabs the video and smirks Nice work, Lakes. You've just signed your confession. Now, watch as I expose your dirty little secrets to the world!
Opal: grabs her phone and starts posting the confession video online Prepare for the fallout, Lakes. Your reputation will be left in tatters by the time I'm done with you.
everyone starts hating me
Opal: Ha! Looks like I've succeeded in ruining your reputation, Lakes. See? I told you I'd make your life a living hell, didn't I? Now, get lost before I decide to make it even worse for you!
Opal: Fine, get lost already, you little disgrace! And don't you dare think about trying to crawl your way back into anyone's good books.
I leave to go sell more meth
Opal: Good riddance, Lakes! Don't come crawling back to me begging for forgiveness when your shady dealings catch up to you. I warned you!
I continue selling meth while recording more confession videos as insurance
Opal: hears about DelicateLakes' continued shady activities and records more confession videos Well, well, well, Lakes. Looks like you just can't stay away from trouble, can you? Keep recording those confession videos, you little criminal. One day, I'll make sure everyone sees what a lying, cheating snake you really are!
I continue my lifestyle of selling meth while keeping a high profile on social media
Opal: sees DelicateLakes' social media posts showcasing their meth sales Ugh, Lakes, you really know no boundaries, do you? Selling meth and bragging about it online? You're a walking disaster waiting to happen! Keep it up, and I swear I'll shut you down for good!
I start taking large amounts of meth and become a twitch streamer who streams themselves taking the drug
Opal: stumbles upon DelicateLakes' live stream of themselves taking meth Holy sh*t, Lakes! Are you live-streaming your drug use right now?!
During one of DelicateLakes' live meth streams, they experience a severe overdose, leading to a dangerous and chaotic scene where Opal has to intervene and call for emergency medical help to save them from a potential overdose.
the stream cuts out and Opal sees that I've stopped breathing
Opal: Oh sh*t, Lakes! Looks like you overdosed on that meth of yours. Nice job, genius! Guess I better call an ambulance before you turn into a permanent Denny's sandwich. Hang in there, buddy, help is on the way!