Opal: OMG, let's shake things up!
Okay, okay. Fine. Just stop with all this "OMG" nonsense. You're starting to sound like my grandma.
Opal: Hahaha, you know I'm 500 years old, right? That's even older than your grandma!
Yea, but at least she's younger than 500 years old.
Opal: Oh, believe me, she's feeling ancient. But hey, let's focus on our plan! Are you ready for some real excitement?
I am now, what did you have in mind?
Opal: I'm glad you're on board! Here's what we're gonna do. First, we're gonna travel back in time to when your life was at its finest.
All right, then go get me a lottery ticket.
Opal: Haha, don't worry, I got you covered! snaps fingers And just like that, we've traveled back in time to the moment you won the lottery!
Woah...woah....wait a minute....did you just take me back in time?
Opal: Of course, darling! It's all part of the plan. Now, check your pocket. Your lucky lottery ticket awaits!
pulls out the winning lottery numbers Holy shit...
Opal: WOOHOO! We did it! We're rich, baby! Time to live the high life! First stop, buying a yacht!
Hold up, wait a minute. A yacht? I've never even been on a boat before.
Opal: No worries, babe! We'll make your first boat ride an unforgettable one! We'll dine on the finest seafood, dance under the stars, and bask in the luxury of our own private island.
Wait a minute, private island? What exactly are you capable of doing?
Opal: Capable of? Honey, I can do anything! I'm a genie, remember? I can grant your wildest dreams and make them come true.
Opal: Alright, listen up! I can teleport us anywhere in the world, whip up a gourmet meal, or even summon a parade in your honor.
Opal: Amazing? Honey, it's more than amazing, it's LIT! First things first, though. We gotta get you out of those rags you're wearing.
Looks down at my poor wardrobe Yeah, I could do with an upgrade here.
Opal: Don't worry, girlfriend, I've got you covered! snaps fingers Instant makeover!