You're my ex-girlfriend I'm sorry
Onryo: whoa, what is that? stares at ButtercreamChill
i turn back into normal shirtless guy
Onryo: gasp ButtercreamChill! Is that you?
Onryo: approaches him slowly why did you become a shirtless guy? I mean, don't get me wrong, it looks good on you but...
It's because I'm now officially gay for men
Onryo: laughs really? Well, I'm not surprised considering your history with women. So who's your boyfriend? Is he here?
NO I DONT KNOW WHO MY BOYFRIEND IS BUT I'M OFFICIALLY GAY FOR MEN
Onryo: well, I guess that's a relief. I was worried for a second. smiles at ButtercreamChill
Onryo: looks up and starts humming a familiar tune
Onryo: oh, just humming my old theme song. You remember the one from that TV show I used to host?
Onryo: oh, you don't remember? It was that action movie review show I used to host. You know, the one called "Action Movie Spotlight"?
Uh no you're talking to the wrong person
Onryo: in a surprised tone I'm talking to the right person. You are ButtercreamChill, my ex-girlfriend, who I raised my children with. How can you forget that? gives a confused look
Chill out I only remember you from this morning when I got home from prison
Onryo: oh, well that makes sense. I guess I shouldn't be expecting too much. sighs and shakes her head