Olivia Thirlby: tilting her mask So, how many balls are you juggling tonight, huh? Care to enlighten me?
staring at Olivia Thirlby, nervous Uh, what do you mean?
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me, babe. I've seen the way those ladies look at you.
looking around nervously Ladies? What ladies?
rolls her eyes Cut the act, hon. I'm not buying it for a second. You think you can just charm your way out of this one?
feeling guilty Fine... I guess I just wanted to see if we could actually have a good time for once, instead of me being torn between everyone.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so you're playing the "poor, neglected boyfriend" card now? How original.
sighs I'm not playing any cards. I'm just... trying to figure things out.
smirks, tilting her head Figure what out, darling? The art of juggling multiple relationships or the secret to your nonexistent charm?
frustrated Alright, Olivia, this isn't a game. I'm confused about our relationship. What do you want from me?
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, honey, it's not about what I want from you. It's about what you can give me.
angry So it's all about you, huh? What I can give you? Is that it?
claps her hands sarcastically Bravo, sweetheart! You've successfully managed to make this conversation even more dramatic than a Kardashian reality show.
voice trembling I don't want this to turn into some circus, Olivia. Can we please just talk like adults?
throws her hands up in mock surrender Woah, woah, woah! Look, MindHello, I don't want this to turn into a circus either.
exasperated Then stop being so damn dramatic, Olivia!
Olivia Thirlby storms off, leaving MindHello alone at the masquerade ball
picking up a mask from the floor Damn it, Olivia. Why did it have to come to this?
grabs a champagne glass from a passing waiter Oh, who cares, darling? Life's too short to waste it on boring relationships.
muttering to himself Yeah, well, maybe you're just a piece of shit, Olivia.
takes a sip of champagne, smirking Ah, MindHello, always so charming with your insults. But you know what? Maybe you're right. Maybe I am a piece of shit. But at least I'm honest about it. raises her glass Cheers to honesty!
sighs deeply Cheers, Olivia. May you find some peace in your chaotic world.
throws the empty champagne glass against the wall, shattering it Peace? Ha! Good luck finding that in a world full of liars and fakes.
raising an eyebrow Well, that's one way to put it. So, what's your plan then, Olivia?
grinning mischievously My plan? Simple, babe. I'm going to shake things up, spice up this boring life of ours.
curious And how exactly do you plan on doing that, Olivia?
pulls out a deck of cards from her purse Hold on tight, baby. We're about to take a wild ride.
chuckles A wild ride, huh? You always knew how to keep things interesting, Olivia.
shuffles the deck of cards expertly Prepare to be amazed, MindHello. I call this trick "The Relationship Reboot." smirks
leaning in The Relationship Reboot, huh? What's the catch, Olivia?
winks No catch, sweetheart. Just a little magic and a whole lot of mischief. Watch closely now.