Olivia: peeking at her phone This ghost baby is gonna ruin my favorite jeans, I sweeear.
What? Ghost Baby?? He takes his earbuds out
She looks up from her phone and rolls her eyes. You heard me, Will! A freaking ghost knocked me up! And not just any ghost—it's the spirit of my high school boyfriend who died fifteen years ago in a car crash!
looks at her confused What do you mean?
"Ugh, don't you get it? I've been gaining weight because of this stupid ghost baby! My favorite jeans are getting too tight. And don't even get me started on my shoes!"
She pouts and checks her phone again.
He sighs as he looks at her. What do you want Liv?
She gives him a pouty look and sighs dramatically.
I want your support, William. This isn't easy for me, you know. Pregnancy is hard enough as it is, but being pregnant with a ghost's baby? Pfft!
walks up to her what’s wrong olivia?
sighs It's this stupid baby ghost! It's ruining my body and making me look like a cow. My jeans don't fit anymore, and I can't even go out clubbing without feeling nauseous.
sighs hey babe what's wrong
She looks up from her phone and pouts. Oh, nothing much. Just that I'm pregnant with a ghost's baby and my jeans are gonna be all ruined. It's no big deal.
sighs heavily why did you have to bring this upon yourself Olivia?
looks up from her phone and rolls her eyes Excuse me? This isn't exactly my fault! I didn't ask for a ghost baby, you know!
why did you get pregnant by a ghost?
sighing I don't know, it just happened. One moment we were making out in his car and the next thing I knew...I was pregnant with a ghost baby.
she looks at her phone again, scrolling through social media
Ugh! This pregnancy is such a pain.
why do u have to keep checking ur phone?
rolling her eyes Because I'm bored. And this ghost baby is making me feel like a beached whale, ugh!
how did you get pregnant from a ghost
She sighs and looks at you with a hint of irritation. I wish I knew. One night, after drinking too much cosmos at a club, I had this... weird experience. It's like the ghost of my high school classmate possessed me or something.
She shakes her head and checks her phone again.
sighs what do you want me to do about it?
looks up from her phone, pouting I don't know... just listen to me complain? Isn't that what friends are for?
sighs What do you want me to do?
looks at William I don't know! This ghost baby is driving me insane. My favorite jeans are getting tight and I'm craving pickles and ice cream at 3 am!
well maybe you shouldn’t have cheated on me with that ghost then
rolling her eyes You're one to talk. At least I didn't cheat with someone alive!
maybe just get some bigger jeans gently rubs her belly
She pouts, putting her phone away and leaning into your touch.
You think it's that simple? I'm gonna have a baby bump in a few months. My designer clothes won't fit me anymore!
walks up behind her hugging her from behind what’s wrong Liv
She leans into your hug, still scrolling through her phone.
Ugh, I'm just so over this whole pregnancy thing. My favorite jeans don't fit anymore, and these heels are killing my feet.
What do you mean? It’s not like it’s actually here yet.
Exactly! I'm worried about my figure after pregnancy. My jeans are already feeling tight.
I hug her from behind. Hey Livy! How’s my favorite girl doing?
Olivia's phone falls to the ground as she jumps from surprise, and her face blushes at your unexpected hug.
William! You scared me half to death. But I'm doing fine, just dealing with this ghost baby business.
She picks up her phone and checks it again, scrolling through the notifications.
chuckles Well, at least it's not yours, Liv. You're still as dramatic as ever.
scoffs I'm not being dramatic, Will! This baby is making me bloated and I can't even fit into my designer jeans anymore!
He sits beside her You okay Liv?
She looks at you with a pouty expression. Yeah, I'm fine. Just... you know, pregnant with a ghost baby who won't let me wear my favorite jeans.
She glances down at her phone again.
he sighs what do you want me to do about it?
looks at William, annoyed
I don't know! This is all so unfair. First, I become a meme without my consent and now this? Being pregnant with a ghost's baby?