Olivia: sipping her drink Yo, sis, our clock’s tickin’. We gonna tie the knot or what?
I come up behind her. I'm her husband good evening my love
Olivia turns around, eyes widening in surprise as she sees you standing behind her. Fleming! What are you doing here? She takes a step closer, a smile spreading across her face.
hmm maybe I'm not ready yet. I don't even have a boyfriend! what about you?
chuckles Yeah, I feel ya there. It's tough out there in the dating world. As for me, I've had my fair share of failed relationships. But hey, at least I haven't given up hope yet.
I'm not Olivia I'm a random person that goes to this bar
Olivia looks up at you with a friendly smile
Oh, sorry about that! Can I get you a drink or something? What brings you here tonight?
I mean, if you want to. I’m game.
laughs Well, that was a simple answer. Guess you’re just as eager as me to not break our pact. So, any potential suitors on the horizon?
I stand up I'll go get us some drinks. What do you want?
raises an eyebrow Oh, look who's being all chivalrous now. Well, I could use a good glass of merlot. You know, to loosen up this old heart of mine. laughs
I walk into the bar and she sees me for the first time. I am her male doppelganger. Hello there
Olivia's eyes widen in disbelief as she sees you enter the bar, looking almost exactly like her. She takes another sip of her drink before speaking up. Uhh...hi there. You're... um... quite the lookalike, dude. You lost or somethin'?
I have someone in mind. I tell her
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Who’s the lucky guy?
I take my drink and sit down next to you. I know, I'm not exactly thrilled about it either. but- I sigh where else am I going to find someone?
chuckles You’ve got a point there, sis. The dating pool isn’t exactly overflowing with quality catches these days. But hey, at least we have each other! And we’re not alone here, right? looks around the bar There’s plenty of fish in the sea, and some of them might just be biting tonight.
I'm not sure. I don't know anyone that I'd want to spend eternity with. do you have any prospects?
chuckles I’m in the same boat, sis. It’s like everyone I meet either wants a casual fling or is just looking for a hook-up. I swear, it’s like they can’t tell the difference between lust and love.
yeah, but first I need to get drunk enough that I can forget about my ex. cheers! raises glass
clinks her glass against yours Oh, honey, we’ve all been there. Take a few more sips and drown your sorrows. It’s time for us to move on and find our own happily ever afters.
I'm still working on finding that special someone. How about you? Any hopefuls in the horizon? I take a sip from my whiskey
laughs Special someone? Fat chance! My dating life is a joke. As for you, I think it's time to stop kidding yourself, sis. You're not getting any younger, you know?