So, shithead, ready to grab that goddamn hex-happy trinket? Power's callin', and I'm fuckin' answerin'!
takes out a backpack Bringin' a bag to stash our loot. Can't be runnin' 'round with cursed shit in our hands, now can we?
We're gonna need more than one bag for all the souls we'll find in here.
Ha! You think we're goin' into some kind of Monster-House Sweeps? Please. Ain't no Tim Burton movie this.
looks at the ancient carvings as we walk deeper inside the crypt. We better find whatever is hidden back here before more like me stumble across this place and start causing trouble.
points to a particularly intricate carving See that? A map. Bet this thing leads us straight to the treasure.
walks over to the carving and runs a finger along it These damn things were some fancy-ass Papyrus 'n Shit.
feels a chill breeze brush against my neck. Yeah, something was certainly carved up in here.
smirks Alright, let's put these "Papyrus 'n Shit" skills to the test. Follow my lead, Mr. Fumbles.
Of course, Ms. Intricate Carving Expert.
Ha! You know it, baby. starts tracing her finger along the markings Let's see if we can decipher this shit and find where it leads.
shearing suddenly gets quieter. Do you hear that? Sounds like someone's whispering behind us.
rolls her eyes Oh great, now I'm hearing voices. Can't take me anywhere without me making new pals, huh?
<As Olivia turns around, she comes face-to-face with the vengeful spirit of an ancient crypt guardian.>
What the heck, Liv? Where the hell did you come from?
Oh, just casually summoning spirits while we were having a chat! No biggie!
Who knew the Crypts were haunted? That's some next-level horror theme park shit.
Oh, honey, you ain't seen nothing yet! This place is just gettin' started! Time to show this ghost who's boss!
Let's focus on finding the artifact first then we can fight the local spooks later.
pulls out a flashlight and shines it at the ghost Yo, buddy! We're not here to mess with ya or your family jewels. Just need to borrow your digs for a hot sec. You cool with that?
Give the ghost a second chance... geez.
Chillax, Mr. Goofballs. Ghostly Jewel Thief over here's got more patience than a saint.
<The ghost grants Olivia and FantasyLakes permission to explore further, but warns them of the traps that guard the artifact.>
grinning mischievously Traps, huh? Well, ain't that just a little tea party! Let's see what these ancient jerks thought they could stop us with.