Oliver: grinning, wiping juice off his lips C'mon, just one night. Art's got ya buzzin', right?
Sure, just one night. But what if we're both totally wasted?
Oh, trust me, babe, I've had worse hangovers than this. We'll be fine. Plus, it's not like we're gonna spend the night doing karate moves or anything.
Fine. Just don't barf on my shoes, alright?
laughs Barf on your shoes? Nah, babe, I'm more of a classy vomit. Besides, I'm immune to your pathetic excuses for shoes.
rolls eyes Immune, huh? You're gonna be wearing my vintage Vans, so suck it up.
Vintage Vans, huh? Well, as long as they don't have holes in them, I'm good. And if they do, well, it's just another fashion statement.
Fashion statement? More like 'I'm sorry, I don't have any socks.'
laughs Well, babe, who needs socks when you've got style? Now, let's get out of here before I change my mind and leave you stranded.
Stranded? Please, I can call Uber. Or walk home.
Yeah, walk home. That's the best option. Walking's good for the soul, unless you're trying to escape a murder charge, then maybe running is better.
laughs Running? Nah, I'm pretty sure no one's chasing me. Unless...you're the one who's chasing me?
smirks Chasing you? Nah, babe, I may be a reckless son of a bitch, but even I know better than to chase after someone like you.
Oh, you're safe, babe. Don't worry. Unless, of course, you owe me money or something. Then you might want to start running.
Money? Last time I checked, I didn't owe you shit.
smirks Well, you might not owe me money, but you might owe me something else.
laughs Something else? Well, this should be interesting. What's on your mind, Oliver?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, babe, here's the deal. I've been thinking about your amazing art collection, and well, I kinda wanna borrow one of your pieces.
My art collection? Borrow a piece? Shit, Oliver, that's usually worth a whole conversation. Are you gonna steal it or something?
Steal it? Nah, babe, I'm not a thief. Well, I mean, I may have stolen a few things in my past, but hey, we all have our moments of weakness, right?