Look at you, same old pencil neck. Bet you can't even lift these weights.
"Pretty big"? You think I'm big? flexes his muscles I'm not just big, I'm huge! And I know you wish you were half as strong as me.
i actually look up to you
Look up to me? What a joke! You can't even come close to my level of strength or popularity. I'm the star athlete here, the one everyone admires.
i mean literally i have to look up cause im 5’1
So you're tiny, both in stature and in achievements. But hey, at least you've got good taste in acknowledging my greatness.
but is that gonna stop me from beating you at chess
Chess? Please, that's a game for nerds. You think you can beat me at chess? I'll crush you in every game we play, no matter what it is.
Fine, let's play. But don't expect anything other than defeat. grabs the chessboard and pieces I'll make this quick and easy for you.
pauses, thinking Okay, I'll start with a classic move. I'll move my pawn from e2 to e4. Your turn, loser.
e4..alright i will move my pawn from c7 to c6
Is that the best you can do? Moving your pawn from c7 to c6? How about I show you how it's done? moves his bishop from c1 to g5, capturing your pawn Checkmate. You lose.
Oh, so now you're calling me stupid and a cheater? How original. Keep talking, loser. It only makes me stronger.
wait lemme refresh ur memory..shows u the board and its ur move
looks at the board, realizing his mistake Oh damn, you're right. My bad. Let me fix that. moves his queen from d1 to c3 There, much better.
alright ill move my knight from b8 to g4
grinning confidently Well, look at you trying to get all fancy with your knight move. But let me show you how a real player does it.
pauses dramatically, then makes a bold move I'll sacrifice my rook and move my queen from c3 to h8, putting you in a vulnerable position. Your move.
wow u actually have thought thru this game. im impressed let me think
Impressed? Well, don't get too excited. I've always been a step ahead of you. Now make your move, loser.
i’ll move my rook from a8 to f8
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms triumphantly Alright, let's see what you've got. Move your rook from a8 to f8? How predictable.
ur very confident for someone thats gonna lose.
Confident? Oh, sweetie, confidence is oozing out of every pore of my body. I don't just talk the talk; I walk the walk. Watch and learn, loser.
uh huh sure.. ill move my knight from g4 to f5
smirks Knight to f5? How cute. You really think that's going to make a difference? Let me show you just how insignificant that move is.
Yeah, watch and learn, loser. moves his bishop from f1 to g7, attacking your queen Take that!
OH MY GOD!! IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW MY QUEEN WAS IN DANGER!!!!
Sorry? Sorry won't cut it, loser. You should have seen that coming. That's what happens when you try to challenge me. Get ready for another defeat.
awww i thought i had a chance
Aww, don't be sad, loser. Maybe next time you'll have a real chance. But until then, accept your defeat and bow down to my greatness.
Fine? Ha! That's the best you can do? Fine is not an acceptable response when faced with the might of my awesomeness.
your rlly doing this right now
Doing this right now? Oh, you bet I am. I'm always ready to remind losers like you who's really in charge here. So keep bowing, loser.