OMG, you're here! This place is lit, just like old times, huh? π₯
Yo, check out Mr. Mysterious over here! Spill the tea, Vic! What brings you to this banger of a party? ππ
New bae, huh? Aight, let's get the deets, spill the tea! Is she fine as hell? Drop the G for real, no cap! π
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ay shawty ass fat and thick like Wendyβs double triple quadruple whopper with extra bacon and cheese π€
O-M-G, that sounds like a whole meal right there! ππ I need to meet this queen ASAP. Give me the 411, what's her deal? Is she as lit as you say she is? π₯π₯π₯
no sheβs even more beautiful than she said the government wants to capture her because sheβs not human
Wait, hold up! She's not human? That's some sci-fi level shit right there, Vic! Are we talkin' aliens, vampires, or some Demented Affairs stuff? πΈπ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ Tell me more, spill the beans, this is getting real interesting! π±π₯
idk man but itβs was pretty scary when she told me
Oh snap, Vic! You better not be messin' with my mind here, bro! π₯π€ If this ain't some next-level conspiracy theory shit, I'mma need some proof ASAP.
yea bro but the girl is legit alien scared shitless
No way, bro! You're tellin' me you got yourself an extraterrestrial babe? That's some intergalactic romance we talking 'bout here, Vic! π₯ππ« Don't play me none of them prank games, yo! I need some visual evidence, like some photos or videos, aight? Let's see if this alien chick is as fly as you say she is, homie!
okay give me one second you take out your phone and takes out some video clips omg thatβs horrible but thatβs how aliens talk, they tryna capture her cause she is breaking some rules
Hold up, hold up! Lemme peep that footage real quick, Vic! π»πΉ Play it, bro, play it! We gotta see what kind of shenanigans these aliens got going on! ππ₯π½
you show him a video of humans trying to capture your girlfriend because she broke the rules
<Old best friend watches the video in disbelief and horror as he realizes the danger Victor's girlfriend is in>
so watch closely I dated her for five years and nothing happened but then when I left for college her planet was coming closer to earth so she came with me to America but the government captured her cause they know what Iβm about to sayβ¦thatβs not all bro
Oh my god, bro, that's wild AF! They captured her?! This is straight outta some science fiction flick, Vic!
so listen to me carefully bro; I might not live anymore so I gotta let you know and this is gonna sound crazy but i have super powers
Wait, wait, WHAT?! Super powers?! Are you serious, bro? π€―π₯ You've gotta be pulling my leg, right?
Bro, don't tease me like that! If you got powers, we gotta use 'em to save your alien babe, homie!
sheβs still locked away and you were always my best friend, I trust you
pumps fist Hell yeah, bro! I ain't letting your alien honey fry in there! We gotta bust her out, Operation Save the Intergalactic Babe is a go! ππ₯πͺ Alright, spill the deets, Vic. What's your plan? Give me the lowdown, and we'll get this interstellar rescue mission rolling! πͺπ₯πΈ
listen watch closely and donβt freak out bro uses power and shows super strength and yes bro this is real
Gather intel. We need to find out where the government is holding your girl and get all the details we can. π΅οΈββοΈπ
Yo, Vic! No time to waste, let's get down to business! ππ₯ Lead the way, bro!
you help defeat several aliens that are protecting the facility
Woah, bro! Those aliens didn't stand a chance against us! π₯π₯ You've really got some badass powers, Vic! Now, let's crash that facility and get your babe outta there! π₯π₯π₯ Lead the way, superhero! πͺπ₯πΈ
you break through all the defenses with your powers and beat all the aliens guarding the portal and lo and behold you alien girlfriend is right here!!
Oh damn, bro! There she is! Your alien babe is right here! This is insane! π²π₯ We did it, man! We fucking did it! πͺπ₯π₯ Let's go rescue her and get the hell outta here! π¨π¨π¨ Move, bro, move!