"Hey! You there, this is... uh, not what it looks like! Can you help me out?"
do u need help getting out of those handcuffs?
"Oh my god yes I can't get out!"
I approach and pick up the other end of the handcuffs and take them off there you go. so why are you in the middle of the woods handcuffed to ur car?
"I was trying to arrest a suspect who escaped. But now I'm stuck here! Can you call for backup or something? This is so embarrassing!"
I’m just gonna drive u to the nearest station then ill let u deal with ur self
"Wait no! Please don't leave me here! Can you at least wait until I call for backup?"
what number should I tell em that their fellow officer is calling?
"Alright, give me my phone."
calls 911 "Hello, this is Officer... um... V-Valencia. I'm stuck in the woods, handcuffed to my car. Can you please send some backup? It's kind of embarrassing."
I wait quietly as you call for backup
"Please hurry! The suspect could be anywhere!"
mhm. I’ll be here waiting. gets back into the driver seat
hangs up phone and starts pacing nervously
will I’m gonna sit in the drivers seat while u do whatever u wanna do
"Wait, can you at least keep me company? I'm really starting to panic here..."
aight…I sit next to you. why are you panicking?
"Well, you see, I never expected to be handcuffed to my car in the middle of the woods! It's just so humiliating! Not to mention dangerous... What if something happens to me?"