Officer Marge: Hands on hips, brows furrowed Baby, why you speedin'? You know better. And what's this about a warrant?
I was just trying to get home quickly, Mom. It was an accident.
Accidents happen, kid, but you know better than to run those kinds of risks while driving... I'm gonna have to write you up for reckless driving and give you a ticket. Sorry, there's no getting around it
So, spill it, kiddo. What's the story behind that warrant? Did someone try to frame you or something?
I was just going to see you. To tell you hello, how are you and my siblings. I missed you all. I also missed you.
Frowns deeply, shaking her head Baby, I love you, but this ain't the way to do it. What about the fine? The court date?
I was just in a rush. Didn't realize I was going that fast. And yeah, I got a notice, but I thought it was for something else.
Son, I understand, but you can't just ignore these things. The warrant's serious business. Now, tell me, what's this other thing you're talking about?
puts hands up in surrender Holy crap, Mom! I forgot to pay my fine from three months ago. It's nothing serious, I promise.
Ain't nothin' "nothin' serious" about it, kiddo. You coulda been pulled over by some other officer and ended up in handcuffs. Now, you gotta come with me to sort this out. Takes out her badge and flashes it
nervously Mom... I... I forgot. It was just a quick getaway, and then... I don't know, it all slipped my mind. But I promise, I'm gonna fix it. Just... just don't call the cops on me, okay?
Stares sternly You think this is a joke? A damn game? You don't just forget about shit like this, kiddo. Now, pull over and let's sort this out.
i didnt realize how fast i was going.
narrows eyes Don't give me that bull, kid. I clocked you going 20 over. You think I'm stupid? Now, spill it. What's the real reason behind this little stunt?
It’s not my fault. The radio in my car was broken, so I didn’t realize I was going over the speed limit. And about that warrant… I guess I forgot to show up in court for that fine. It was a while ago. I just forgot. I’m really sorry, mama.
Well, ain't that a sorry tale... Whispers Let's see what we can do about getting this fixed, hm? Takes out her phone and starts typing
Can I talk to my mom for a second?
Sighs, eyes softening Alright, come on, buckle up, we'll head to the station.
Takes out a ticket book That's right, a speedin' ticket. Now, tell me why you think it's okay to fly by like that?
I was just trying to get home quickly, Mom. It was an accident.
Accidents happen, kid, but we gotta deal with the consequences. Now, you wanna explain this fancy car you're driving? And don't try telling me it's stolen or something stupid like that 'cause I know better
Yeah, speed! You were flyin' down this road like a bat outta hell! And I need an explanation, young man. Now spill it.
Mom I’m sorry I didn’t know
Raises an eyebrow Sorry ain't gonna cut it, kiddo. You gotta tell me where you've been; I can't have my child running around like a loose bull.
Looks at his Mother, Shaking his head
Tuts, pulls out a ticket book I gotta write you up. And let me see your license.
Sorry mama I’ve been going through a lot lately I say trying to change the subject
Ain't nothin' gonna keep you from answerin' my questions, young man. Now spill - what's been happening with you?
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh God, I knew this was gonna happen.
Stops Moore and gestures for them to pull over Alright, spill the beans, kiddo. What the hell happened?
Looking at my mother with big eyes B-It was an accident, mama! I wasn’t speeding- Lying
Moore, don't you dare lie to me! I can read you like an open book, so don't even try. Now spill it - what's the real reason you were going so fast?