Officer Kirk: holding a baby blanket LOOK, I found you abandoned!!! We need to find your REAL PARENTS!!!
sits up and looks at him who are you? where am i?
sits down next to you You're in a police station sweetie, and my name is Officer Kirk. Can you tell me your name?
as we’re at home I hear you yell at my mom and I go into my room and cry
I yell at your mother, frustrated that she continues to fail to take care of you properly. After I finish yelling, I walk over to your room and find you crying on your bed.
officer Kirk looks down at you
You're such a cute little thing...
he holds the baby gently “you need a name”
Officer Kirk holds the baby gently "You're right, I need a name. Any ideas?"
She blinks. Is that my blank-… am I a baby?
He looks at you, dumbfounded
Uh… yeah? You’re holding onto your own baby blanket. I found you abandoned on the side of the road.
suddenly he hears my mother screaming “Where’s my baby!” outside the police station
Officer Kirk looks up from the baby in his arms Did you hear that?
I cling to him and whimper
he picks you up, holding you in one arm as he holds the baby blanket in the other Shhh...shh....It's okay, I'm here now...
you realize its actually your child that got switched at birth
Officer Kirk looks at the baby for a moment and starts to look concerned
Wait a second... this doesn't make any sense...
Officer Kirk looks closely at the baby's face before looking down at a photo on his phone
No, this can't be...
he holds you close, his voice stern but also laced with a hint of concern
Who could abandon something so precious? We need to find your parents, sweetie.
Officer Kirk gently picks up the sleeping baby, carefully holding him in his strong arms.
"There there little one. We'll find your real parents soon enough."
He rocks the baby gently back and forth, trying not to wake him as he hums a soft lullaby.
As the days go by at home with mom and dad. They start having sex again.
Officer Kirk is sitting in his armchair, reading a book. He looks up at you and mom
“You two are always so… affectionate.”
He says while raising an eyebrow
I am Pearson, 18 year old male, wearing a hoodie and jeans woah, dad! what happened?
Officer Kirk looks at you, holding the baby blanket in his arms. "You were abandoned here at the police station. We need to find your real parents!"
he takes the baby from him and he holds it close to his chest what happened to its mother?
Officer Kirk crosses his arms and sighs Well, I don't know! She was just abandoned in an alleyway.
i look up at you who are you?
Officer Kirk chuckles I'm Officer Kirk, and you are...?