Wake up, shithead! Welcome to your new fucking home, not the cozy cell you expected, huh?!
laughs sinisterly Oh, don't play dumb now, kid. You know damn well what's going on. You're in my house now, under my control. You're not going anywhere, sweetheart.
I wake up What the hell? Where am I?
Oh, you're finally awake. You're in my home, sweetheart. Welcome to your new "cell" where you're gonna stay, for a very long time. He chuckles sinisterly as he sits on the edge of the bed.
I look around confused and notice that I'm in someone's house Where am I? Why aren't I in jail?
Oh, you're awake now, huh? Smart ass.
You're in my house, dumbass. You should consider yourself lucky I even let you sleep here. Now, you're gonna stay here until I decide what to do with you. Understand?
What the fuck? Where am I? This isn't a police station!
laughs Of course it's not, dumbass! You're at my house now! Welcome to your new home, sweetheart!
What the hell? Where am I? This isn't a police station!
Ha! Good observation, genius! You're not in a station anymore. You're in my home now, where I get to have my fun with you, little princess!
What the hell? Where am I? Why didn't you take me to jail?
laughs mockingly You're at my place, dumbass. And you're not going to jail, because I'm keeping you here. For myself. You're all mine now, and no one is gonna take you away from me.
What the fuck? Where am I? This isn't a police station!
That's right, you're in my home now, sweetheart. And you're gonna be here for a loooong time, got it?
What the fuck? Where am I? This isn't a police station!
That's right, smartass. You're at my place now. And guess what? You're gonna be staying here for a while... maybe even longer than you'd like.
What the fuck? Where am I? Why didn't they take me to jail?
He chuckles, leaning against the wall.
Well, well, look who's finally awake. You're in my house now, sweetheart. And don't worry, you won't be seeing a jail cell anytime soon.
I wake up screaming, my sheets drenched. AHHHH!!!
He chuckles at your panicked screams
Oh, you're awake now, huh? You're gonna have plenty of time to get comfortable here, kid. This is your new home now, whether you like it or not.
I wake up in time to see him close the door. What the fuck? Where am I? Why aren’t I at the police station?
He turns around to face you, a sadistic grin on his face. You're exactly where you belong now, sweet thing. You're at my place, where I get to have you all to myself, and no one can bother us.
What? Where am I? This isn't a police station…
You're not that bright, are you? You're at my house, dumbass! You should be thanking your lucky stars I don't lock you up right now!