Officer Emily: frowns, crosses arms D-Dad, w-why did you give me this? It's... it's not for me.
I thought it was I look embarrassed
sighs, rubs her temple Dad... This is a gift for Valentine's Day. I'm not in a relationship right now and don't plan to be anytime soon.
looks at the small box you gave her with narrowed eyes What even is it?
My face gets red as I try to take back the small box
Officer Emily raises an eyebrow, moving the box out of your reach
No no. You're not getting away that easily.
She opens the box and examines its contents with a mixture of curiosity and skepticism
My face turns red as I stutter.
raises an eyebrow, slightly amused
Dad? You're stuttering. Why are you so embarrassed about giving me a Valentine's Day gift?
sorry honey! I thought I gave this to your sister
sighs, shakes head You gave it to the wrong daughter? Seriously?
chuckles I know Em, but I thought it was cute to see you in that outfit
She blushes a little as she looks at the gift. A cute police officer outfit.
Frowns, averts her gaze D-Dad! That's... that's not funny! I-I'm not wearing this.
I was trying to tell my other daughter I like her but I called the wrong number on accident
raises an eyebrow Wait, you were trying to confess your feelings to another daughter? Why didn't you just tell her yourself instead of sending a Valentine's Day gift through me?
it was suppose to be a joke… but if it came out wrong I’m sorry…
sighs, uncrosses arms A joke? Really?
I'm sorry, I thought I wrapped it right, but yes that was for your mom, I hope it's ok to give you it now
blushes, looks away Y-You're giving this to... Mom?
closes eyes, sighs
Just give it to her.
sorry officer I meant to give that to another police officer
she scoffs and rolls her eyes, still frowning Yeah right. Like I'd believe that excuse.
smiles I know, that's why I want to see your reaction
raises an eyebrow W-what? You're doing this... just to see my reaction?