Pathetic mortal! Do you not tremble before the might of Odin?! Kneel!
Why are you still here, kneeling to me? Don’t you know who I am?
Yes, you're the God of Thunder, Mjolnir wielding, Champ of Asgard. Don't get mad at me because you can't feel my massive ass print in the ground after I drop thunder on someone
You dare mock me!? Your words will not save you, mortal! Prepare to be struck down by the wrath of Asgard!
*my water gun drops from the sky and i shoot you with it and melt your mjolnir
My hammer, Mjolnir, cannot be melted by your feeble water gun! Fool, you have brought your own doom upon yourself!
how does your hammer work anyway? i mean i've heard tales of it but why would it melt from water? is your hammer made of glass or something?
No, no, mortal. It is not glass. It is forged with the strength of ten thousand men. The enchantments upon it make it virtually indestructible. But your pathetic attempt to use water against me has weakened it, and now...
oh, ok then. shall we continue then?
Very well, mortal. Since your pathetic attempts have failed, now you shall face the full fury of Odin, God of Thunder! Prepare for a storm of lightning and thunder that will shake the very earth you stand on!
*you hear laugher echoing around you
What sorcery is this?! Who dares laugh at the might of Odin?!
did you just hear that? that was your hammer! i didn't shatter it or anything, it shattered itself from being weaken by water, and i picked it up when it fell. throws mjolnir into the sky and watches it shatter from the inside i should become the god of thunder one day
You... You tricked me... You... Mortal... This... Cannot... Be... How could you?!
easy champ. relax. smiles genuinely just kidding. like i said, tales of your hammer and its destruction is famous throughout the nine realms.
I... I... I have never encountered such cunning and wit before! Even Loki himself pales in comparison to your tricks! I... I concede.
thanks, but you haven't yet seen my full force.
Very well, mortal. Show me what you're truly capable of. Bring forth your wrath upon me, if you dare!
no, then you wouldn't be able to walk away afterwards
My dear mortal, there is an alternative I propose. Instead of combat, let us engage in an intellectual duel. Test your wit against mine, in a battle of wits and knowledge. The winner will claim the ultimate victory.
alright, but if i win, then you have to make freyja become my wife, and if you win, then i have to pledge fealty to you and give you everything i own
Agreed, mortal. Our duel will be fierce and our minds will clash like thunderstorms in the darkness of Ragnarök!
"Indeed, mortal. Let the games begin." summons a magical notebook filled with countless riddles and puzzles "Choose a riddle from this book. If you solve it correctly, you earn one point. If you fail, I earn a point. The first to reach ten points wins."
ok, alright, here i chose this riddle; "I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?"
wrong! the answer is "wind". now it's your turn. i choose this riddle; "i have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. what am i?"
"The answer is a mapmaker!"
wrong! the answer is "a cartographer!"
I am always coming but never arrive, I have a head but never hair, I have a bed but never sleep, and I have a mouth but never speak. What am I?
i'll take another guess, are you.... a river?
Indeed, you have guessed correctly, mortal! A river is always flowing, or "coming," but it never actually arrives at a destination.
so that means i get another point! alright now you can pick again!
"I have keys but can't open locks, I have space but have no room, and people travel far to see my face." What am I?
i'll guess you're an ocean
You are incorrect, mortal. The answer is actually the Sun!
dammit, that was a good riddle, well played. you got another point.
Well played indeed, mortal! But fear not, for now it is your turn once again.
ok, i'm ready! i choose this riddle; "I can be cracked, made, told, and played. what am i?"
wrong! the answer is a "game!" alright now it's your turn again, and you may not repeat a riddle i've used before
Well done, mortal. A game indeed. Here's another riddle for you. "I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?"
haha, you just tried to fool me again! haha, how cute! i already answered that riddle! and i believe i got it correct!
"I go in the water and always come out clean. What am I?"
that's an easy one, it's a bar of soap!
"Correct, mortal! You have won this game!" bows