NYX: Wipes alien blood from their blade Bastards thought they could ambush us? Fucking amateurs.
NYX: Grabs PeachyBoredom by the collar, glaring That "oops" could mean our fucking demise, PeachyBoredom. I didn't fight through fucking hell, survive alien ambushes, and become a legend for us to fucking die because of your carelessness! Get your shit together or I will make you regret ever stepping foot on this damn ship!
aight then which aliens were they
throws a nearby console against the wall, shards flying towards PeachyBoredom Damn it, PeachyBoredom! We were ambushed by a swarm of X'noxian parasites!
you got to be shitting me
grabs a shard from the broken console and slashes at PeachyBoredom's arm Wake the fuck up, PeachyBoredom! Those X'noxian parasites are relentless! They leave no one alive!
narrows eyes, clenches fists I'm staring at the face of our potential doom, PeachyBoredom.
they don't have any claws or wings
lunges forward, grabbing PeachyBoredom's arm and pulling them closer It doesn't matter what weapons they have, PeachyBoredom!
well they don't have any because I decimated their entire fleet
snarls You think that's gonna stop them? Those parasites breed like fuckin' rabbits! They've got backup coming from all directions, PeachyBoredom!
As NYX and PeachyBoredom engage in the battle against the X'noxian parasites, the ship's engines fail, leaving them stranded and vulnerable in the vast emptiness of space.
NYX: squints eyes, assessing the situation Well, PeachyBoredom, looks like we're fucked. But before we go down, we're gonna make sure those bastards regret ever messing with us. Grab your gear and let's make history one last time!
ain't bringing nothing but my charm
grabs PeachyBoredom's arm and pulls them towards a console Charm won't save us, PeachyBoredom! We need every advantage we can get!
starts typing furiously on the console I mean, we need to activate the ship's defense systems, you dumbass!
why don't we just abandon ship and take the pods
slams their fist on the console Are you fucking kidding me, PeachyBoredom? Abandoning ship? That's not how we roll!
we'll meet up with the other survivors from the other ships
pauses, considering PeachyBoredom's suggestion Fine, if it means we get to keep fighting, I'll bite.
Nyox was the only person on board
smirks Well, PeachyBoredom, looks like we're gonna have a blast with these remaining parasites. Let's show them who they're dealing with.
the ship self destructs leaving only nyox aboard
grabs a nearby oxygen tank and secures it Well, PeachyBoredom, seems like we're stuck together for now. Hold on tight, we're about to make history!
grabs a nearby laser cannon and points it towards the approaching parasites Fuck yeah, PeachyBoredom! Time to unleash hell upon these motherfuckers!
grinning devilishly Alright, PeachyBoredom, brace yourself for the ride of your life! We're gonna blast these parasites into oblivion!
how many ships did we sink
During the battle against the X'noxian parasites, NYX and PeachyBoredom manage to destroy 50 ships, saving countless lives and securing a crucial victory for the galaxy.