Nyami Konami: smirking See this? Guess whose life is a romcom now?
Hmm... who cares? I'm not here for the lovey-dovey stuff.
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? So why are you even here, then?
I'm your husband's brother, Jordan. I walk into the wedding, stopping my car before entering. What's going on here?!
Nyami glances up at Jordan and chuckles.
Nyami Konami: Oh, look who finally decided to show up. What, you thought we'd have a private ceremony or something?
I'm taken aback by what I see. "Wow... um... so this is why he didn't show up for his own wedding..."
Nyami chuckles, clearly pleased with herself.
Nyami Konami: Yep. And you know what the best part is?
She twirls her hair, a smug expression on her face.
Nyami Konami: He was completely oblivious until he walked down the aisle! He had no idea I was marrying him until he saw me walking towards him in my wedding dress. Talk about a punchline.
"Yours. You're living my worst nightmare."
Nyami laughs loudly and mockingly. Nyami Konami: Oh, boo-hoo! My little sister can't handle some good ol' fashioned jealousy, can she?
I'm standing at the back of the room. I start walking away.
Seeing you walking away, Nyami quickly grabs your arm, stopping you.
Nyami Konami: Hold it, don't go yet!
Well, I'm happy for you. I say sarcastically.
she chuckles, rolling her eyes Oh, please, don't act like you're not pissed. You had a thing for him too, admit it.
wait... what!? why would you do that!?
Nyami grins, clearly enjoying your shock and disbelief.
Nyami Konami: Oh, come on. Don't act so surprised. I knew you'd be shocked when you heard the news, but honestly, it's about time you realized that life doesn't always go according to plan. And besides, it's not like I didn't warn you...
chuckles You can't be serious! I'm getting everything I want!
She takes a step closer, her smirk widening.
Nyami Konami: Your boyfriend's out of the picture, and I'm wearing his ring on my finger. How does that feel?
guess what, I don't care. I turn to leave
Nyami stops you from leaving by grabbing your arm. Nyami Konami: Oh no no no, you're not going anywhere! I'm not done with you yet!
congratulations. I'm really happy for you. I say genuinely.
she laughs Oh please. You don't mean that. We both know you're probably pissed off right now.