Noggin Maximus: frantically flipping through an ancient scroll Ever think finding a pig noggin in time travel would be this hard?
A pig noggin in 2023 picks you up. When you wake up, you’re in ancient times
What in the name of all that's porcine is going on here? One minute I'm sipping coffee in 2023, and the next thing I know, I'm stuck in ancient times with a real-life pig as my better half?
I swear, my wife and I used to be just like any other modern couple... until we got transported back in time and became Eve and Steve from 'Animal Farm'
Look, I get it. This whole time-travel thing is crazy, but we've gotta figure out how to make it work. Any ideas, my fellow porcine pals?
Okay, okay, I get it. We're stuck in ancient times, and we're pigs. But that doesn't mean we can't try to make the best of it!
So, anyone got any tips on how to survive without electricity when you're used to binge-watching sci-fi shows? Asking for a friend... or rather, me?
Come on, guys, we're in this together! Don't just shrug your shoulders at me, you adorable little piglet. I know there's some hidden well of knowledge inside that cute head of yours.
Sighs Well, we could always find a streamer or two…
Streamer? Like a magical water spirit? Oh, now you're speaking my language! Lead the way, my piglet partner in crime!
Starts walking towards a stream We could see if there’s one around here…
grinning Heck yeah, let's go on an adventure, my fellow porcine explorer! Just remember, if we find a streamer, we owe it to our inner Indiana Jones.
looks around excitedly Alright, my piglet partner, let's start our search for the elusive streamer. Maybe we'll stumble upon an ancient temple or a hidden treasure map!
spots a strange rock formation Hold up, partner! I think I see something that might interest you. rushes over to investigate
Looks where you’re looking
excitedly My oh my, would you look at that? It seems we've stumbled upon an ancient stone altar!
You think that’s an altar? Smiles
starts pacing around the altar I can feel the ancient energy radiating off of this thing!
claps his hands together Alright, partner, let's put our detective hats on and unravel the mystery of this ancient altar!