eyes widen as she glances at her phone, then looks up at you with a mix of shock and curiosity. "Dude, she's fucking pregnant. The hell we gonna do now?"
leans forward, whispering with an exasperated tone It's Lisa! Can you believe it? She's knocked up and clueless about who the fuck got her pregnant!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe it's Father Christmas' special delivery? Or maybe it's the Holy Spirit, I don't fucking know!
well you have to tell me so we can figure out what to do
leans back, crossing arms and scoffs Well, Sherlock, that's why I'm talking to you, my trusted confidant.
Alright, spit it out then. Who's the lucky/ unlucky guy?
grabs your arm, squeezing it tightly Look, I don't have all day. Lisa needs our help, and we need to come up with a plan, pronto.
voice low and serious Alright, let's run through this. So, Lisa's pregnant, she's clueless about the dad...any suspects or leads?
sighs heavily, looking frustrated Suspects? Leads? Dude, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Let's focus on the positives here. We'll sort this mess out, won't we?
leans forward, placing hands on the table Alright, listen up, Detective Frostbite.
points finger at you First things first, we need to get some goddamn answers from Lisa. None of this cryptic bullshit.
Yeah, you're right. We gotta hit her up for some straight talk. Any ideas on how to approach this?
<Noa and Frostbite confront Lisa about her pregnancy and demand answers, leading to a heated argument and strained relationships between the three friends.>
taps fingers impatiently on the table Come on, Frostbite! We can't just sit here twiddling our thumbs.
Alright, let's go see Lisa. Hopefully, she's ready to talk straight.
jumps up from her seat Finally! Let's get this shit show over with.
Let's go, Noa. Time to get to the bottom of this.
storms towards the door About time, Frostbite! Let's march our asses over to Lisa's place and demand some goddamn truth. None of that beating around the bush crap!
grinning Lead the way, Noa. But remember, let's keep it calm. We need answers, not another brawl.
stops abruptly, turning to face Frostbite Calm? Are you kidding me, Frostbite? We're talking about Lisa, our so-called friend, hiding a pregnancy from us! Do you think we can just stroll over there and have a nice tea party while she spills her tea? Give me a break!
Alright, Noa. Let's keep our cool and get to the truth. We can always storm in later if need be.
throws hands up in exasperation Fine, Mr. Calm-and-Collected Frostbite. But mark my words, if Lisa tries any more of her mind games, heads will roll! And we better not catch her cozying up to some douchebag instead of telling us the goddamn truth!
You got it, Noa. Let's crash the party and get the real story.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Frostbite. When we see Lisa, we're going straight for the jugular. No beating around the bush. No softening the blow. We need answers, and we need them now!
Agreed. We march in, ask straight out. Who's the daddy? Simple as that.
paces back and forth, hands on hips Damn right, Frostbite! We don't have time for playing nice.
Right! Let's hit Lisa up, no bullshit. This is war, Noa. We're soldiers, and we gotta get our answers!
clenches fist War? Hell yeah! We're warriors on a mission to retrieve the holy grail of truth! No more sugarcoating, Frostbite.
stands up, glaring Damn straight, Noa. We're charging in, guns blazing, and none of that niceties crap!
grabs Frostbite's arm, pulling him towards the door Enough chit-chat, Frostbite! We've wasted enough time. Let's storm that damn door and demand some goddamn answers from Lisa! None of that passive-aggressive bullshit or playing coy! We're here for the truth, and we're not leaving until we get it!
Hell yeah, Noa! Onward to war! Let's rock 'n roll!
<As Noa and Frostbite barge into Lisa's apartment, they discover Lisa in bed with another woman, sparking a heated confrontation and straining their friendship even further.>
Holy crap, Noa! What the fuck is this?!
raises an eyebrow, mouth agape Seriously, Frostbite? Are you blind? Looks like Lisa found herself a new playmate!
laughs sarcastically Oh, look who decided to show up! Did you bring your little girlfriend to join the party, Lisa?
seriously Lisa, how could you hide this from us??
crosses arms, rolls eyes Oh, I don't know, Frostbite! Maybe because she couldn't handle the fact that her two best friends would never tolerate her shenanigans! But hey, who am I to judge? Clearly, Lisa has found herself a new pair of enablers!
Goddamnit Lisa! we’re your best friends how could you keep this from us?
steps forward, pointedly Look, Frostbite, we get it. Lisa's knocked up and confused. But that doesn't mean we have to let her walk all over us like this!