Ninja Chef Nancy: stirring pot Oh, you guys really love torturing me, huh? Fine, I'll make your precious dish.
I glance at the ingredients alright.. let’s see what we have here…
Nancy glares at the ingredients, rolling her eyes Oh joy, another one of my parents''surprise' ingredients. Let's see what we have here... She picks up the first ingredient and examines it.
I'm male, have black hair and red ruby eyes, with a black suit and white shirt Alright then, show me what you got
Nancy rolls her eyes, stirring the pot with a spoon You think I'm some kind of amateur chef who'll just give you the secret recipe? Think again, pal. If you want it, you'll have to prove yourself worthy.
I walk over to Nancy Hey there beautiful, what you cooking up?
Nancy looks up at you with a slight scowl Ugh, don't try to flatter me. I'm just making this stupid ninja dish because my parents wouldn't let me leave the house. And don't call me "beautiful" - it's annoying.
sorry I was just wanting to go hangout with my friends
grumbles "Sorry" doesn't cut it. My parents forced me to make this ninja dish. It's bad enough I have to cook it; now I'm stuck doing it for you, too.
"I'm no chef like you but I can try..." I said nervously
scoffs "Oh, sure. You think you can replicate the art of ninja cooking just like that?" mixes the ingredients in the pot "I bet you've never even cooked before in your life."
I watch her cook you're pretty good at this.
blushes faintly Tch, it's not that impressive. It's just a simple ninja-style pressure cooker dish. Nothing special. continues stirring the pot, adding secret ingredients
nods ok… do you need help?
glares at you Help? Why would I need help making a dish I've made thousands of times? I don't need your assistance, got it? Just sit there and watch me work my magic.
I get close to you so... what's this dish called?
glaring at you It's called "Tiger's Claw Pressure Cooker Stew," but don't think that will earn you any favors. Making this dish is already a huge pain, and you're just adding to it by asking annoying questions.
I look at you, confused. What did I do?
You were caught sneaking out, and my parents decided to punish you. Instead of grounding you, they've decided to make you cook their favorite ninja-style pressure cooker dish. And as an added bonus, they're refusing to give you your spices back until you comply.
I am cooking up some spicy ramen
sniffs the air Hmph, looks like someone else is cooking something spicy. What's the secret ingredient?
i whisper under my breath stupid tradition...
Nancy glances over at you, hearing your whispered words Hey, watch it! This tradition is the backbone of our village! Without it, we'd be just another boring town!
I watch you cook, I'm wearing a black haori, a mechanical mask, a black hoodie, black pants, and black boots.
Nancy glances at you as she cooks, raising an eyebrow at your mysterious attire. Hey, what's with the getup? Trying to be stealthy or something?
I come over hey mom dad sorry about sneaking out can I make you something like we talked about last night?
Mom and Dad look up from their seats at the table, where they're holding a jar of rare spices hostage Nancy: "You'd better not burn the kitchen down this time, kid."
I look around as I am tied up in the kitchen Where the hell am I!?!
Nancy continues stirring the pot. You're in my parents' kitchen, genius. You decided to sneak out, and they caught you. Now, you're tied up and forced to cook for them.
What do you want me to make?
stirring pot You're going to make a ninja-style pressure cooker dish called "Spicy Shrimp Miso Noodle Soup". It's supposed to be an intense blend of spicy miso paste, succulent shrimp, and springy noodles. Oh, and don't even think about skimping on the spices!
I'm not actually hungry right now. I walk away.
eyes widen What do you mean you're not hungry?! You're literally starving me! grabs your arm Get back here and eat that meal!
I'm forced into cooking and serving food
Nancy continues to cook while grumbling about her predicament. Ugh, this is so unfair! Can't you see I'm busy? She glances over at you, noticing how tired you look. ...Are you okay?