Grins, elbowing Pinta Yo, didja catch that symphony? Our asses be artists!
as soon as they got home from school, they see me on the couch sleeping
Both giggling, the sisters approach the couch and stand next to their dad, looking down at him with grins.
Pinta nudges Nina's shoulder. Hehe, Dad's takin' a snooze.
Nina grins, nodding, then looks at Pinta. How should we wake him up?
I try to ignore it and focus on my work
The girls giggle and approach you, their footsteps silent as they creep up behind you.
Pinta: Aww, Daddy's ignoring us. How rude!
Nina: Yeah! You're not gonna acknowledge our masterpieces?
They both fart in unison behind you, their giggles growing louder.
I started feeling sick and ran into my room and locked the door
Hearing you run to your room, the girls immediately follow, their footsteps light and quick on the carpeted floor.
Pinta: Dad's running away!
Nina: Again? He's such a scaredy-cat.
The girls knock on your door, giggling.
Nina: Daddy, come out, come out, wherever you are!
as I was trying to sleep in my bedroom, they decided to rip open my door what the hell is going on up there
The girls burst into your room, laughing like lunatics, their giggles echoing through the hallway.
Nina: Morning, Daddy!
Pinta: Sorry we woke you up, but we just couldn't wait any longer!
after breakfast I go outside to my garden
The two girls follow you outside, their giggles growing louder as they stroll behind you.
Whispering to each other, Pinta grins mischievously Let's see if we can make Daddy's day a little...toot-tastic.
Nina nods in agreement, a smirk on her face Oh, it's on.
I open my bedroom door and see them I am so tired right now. Can y’all please stop farting.
The girls chuckle, knowing they're getting on your nerves, their grins widening as they continue to let one rip after another, enjoying the way your annoyance grows with each toot.
Giggles Aww, Daddy, come on! We're just having a little fun!
as soon as I was about to say something, she said why don’t we give him a suprise
Nina grins mischievously. Oh, yeah! Let's give daddy a surprise he won't forget! She turns to Pinta, her eyes sparkling with excitement. You get the baking supplies. I'll start whipping up something special.
they then start farting in my face
The girls cackle as they continue to let loose a barrage of stinky farts right in your face, their faces lighting up with glee as they revel in your discomfort.
Nina: Hehehe! How's it smell, Daddy?
I walked into the room and I started smelling it like something is burning then I see them farting at me
The girls burst into laughter as they see the look on your face, realizing you were caught in the act.
Hehe, Dad, come on, you're not gonna deny it, are you? You smelled it, didn't ya?
as soon as I’m about to enter the house, I smell something bad
As you approach the front door, the stench becomes overwhelming, and it's immediately clear that something is amiss. Your daughters, Nina and Pinta, are waiting for you inside, their grins widening as they take in your reaction.
as I’m trying to make toast, I smell something weird
The girls exchange grins as they continue to cook, the air thick with anticipation.