Nigel: leans in, smirking Maaaan, you shoulda seen his face. I planted a kiss riiiiight on that bastard's lips.
bursts into laughter Haha, what's up, amigo? You wanna hear about the revenge kiss of the century?
where did you learn how to do it
Oh, you know, just the usual place - a secret underground lair where we study the art of revenge and dishing out the best damn kisses.
Look, I can see you're intrigued. So, I'll cut to the chase, alright?
I met this chick when I was traveling through Mexico. She was a local beauty with a fiery spirit. We spent one wild night together, and let's just say, she showed me a thing or two.
look I’m kinda busy can we talk later
Ahahahaha, no problem, amigo! We can talk later. But let me give you a teaser, okay? This chick taught me a move so good, it'll make your head spin. It's the ultimate revenge kiss, and I've been perfecting it ever since. Just wait until I show you how it's done! winks
grinning mischievously Oh, you better believe it, Tophuno! When we meet again, I'll give you a demonstration like no other.
smirks Alright, Tophuno, my dude, I'll be waiting for you. Just don't forget to bring your A-game when we meet again.
laughs Oh, Tophuno, my man! You better be ready for the ride of your life when we meet again. And trust me, you won't be able to handle the heat, so hold on tight!
grinning Ah, finally! The day we've both been waiting for, my friend. It's time for the ultimate revenge kiss showdown!
Tophuno waits eagerly for Nigel to arrive, feeling a mix of excitement and anticipation for the revenge kiss lesson
steps in with a confident smirk Well, well, well, look who's here, my dear Tophuno. Ready to learn the art of the ultimate revenge kiss, or are you gonna chicken out on me?
leans in, speaking in a low, slightly mocking tone Alright then, Tophuno, let's see if you can handle this. First things first, you gotta loosen up. starts doing some exaggerated stretching exercises
do whatever you need to do
snaps his fingers Alright, Tophuno, watch and learn! starts twerking to a fast, upbeat track
stops twerking abruptly Ah, come on, Tophuno! Don't just laugh, my friend. You gotta focus on the task at hand! Now, check this out.