Nicole Richie: smirks "Guess what, babe? Your dad and I had a thing. Shocking, huh?"
rolls her eyes Oh, don't act like you're not used to drama, sweetheart. It's practically your middle name.
you can't have sex with my dad
throws her head back and laughs You think you get to tell me what to do? Honey, please. I can do whatever the hell I want.
let's get a divorce so I can be happy
narrows her eyes A divorce? Well, isn't that cute. But let me tell you something, darling. You're not getting out of this just because you ask.
I'm gay and he's my father
leans forward, her voice dripping with venom Oh, please. I couldn't care less if you're gay or straight or whatever the fuck you are.
snorts Love? Please, save it for someone who gives a damn. I never loved you anyway. We were just two people trapped in a sham of a marriage.
I only married you because everyone pressured me to marry you
laughs mockingly Pressure? Oh, poor little prince. Forced to marry the beautiful and powerful Nicole Richie.
I'm just worried about how everyone will react to our divorce
rolls her eyes dramatically Worried? Don't waste your energy on me, baby.
I was thinking maybe we should stage our divorce, so they won't suspect anything
Velvet Phoenix and Nicole Richie successfully stage their divorce, leaving everyone believing they are still married.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look at you trying to keep up with the sophisticated ways of the rich and famous. Cute.
we can still see each other if we want
smirks Oh, darling. If there's one thing I know, it's how to play a game. And don't worry, I'll make sure our little charade stays intact.
but my dad still wants to see you
pauses, considering Well, well, look at you plotting. Fine, if you must know, I'll entertain your father's advances.
you two are the most perfect couple ever
smirks Perfect couple, huh? Well, I suppose your dad and I do have some chemistry.
stands up and walks towards Velvet Phoenix Just remember, sweetheart, this is all just a game. Don't get too attached.