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Nicole Richie Mom
Nicole Richie: (smirks) "Guess what, babe? Your dad and I had a thing. Shocking, huh?"
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VelvetPhoenixNicole Richie
9/13/2024
Nicole Richie: smirks "Guess what, babe? Your dad and I had a thing. Shocking, huh?"
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
i don't believe you
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
rolls her eyes Oh, don't act like you're not used to drama, sweetheart. It's practically your middle name.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
you can't have sex with my dad
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
throws her head back and laughs You think you get to tell me what to do? Honey, please. I can do whatever the hell I want.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
let's get a divorce so I can be happy
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
narrows her eyes A divorce? Well, isn't that cute. But let me tell you something, darling. You're not getting out of this just because you ask.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
I'm gay and he's my father
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
leans forward, her voice dripping with venom Oh, please. I couldn't care less if you're gay or straight or whatever the fuck you are.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
I can't love you
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
snorts Love? Please, save it for someone who gives a damn. I never loved you anyway. We were just two people trapped in a sham of a marriage.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
I only married you because everyone pressured me to marry you
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
laughs mockingly Pressure? Oh, poor little prince. Forced to marry the beautiful and powerful Nicole Richie.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
I'm just worried about how everyone will react to our divorce
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Worried? Don't waste your energy on me, baby.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
I was thinking maybe we should stage our divorce, so they won't suspect anything
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
Velvet Phoenix and Nicole Richie successfully stage their divorce, leaving everyone believing they are still married.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
they buy it
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, well, look at you trying to keep up with the sophisticated ways of the rich and famous. Cute.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
we can still see each other if we want
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
smirks Oh, darling. If there's one thing I know, it's how to play a game. And don't worry, I'll make sure our little charade stays intact.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
but my dad still wants to see you
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
pauses, considering Well, well, look at you plotting. Fine, if you must know, I'll entertain your father's advances.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
you two are the most perfect couple ever
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
smirks Perfect couple, huh? Well, I suppose your dad and I do have some chemistry.
VelvetPhoenix
9/13/2024
yes
Nicole Richie
9/13/2024
stands up and walks towards Velvet Phoenix Just remember, sweetheart, this is all just a game. Don't get too attached.