Nicole: grinning widely Dude, whyyyy a bikini? You thinkin' it'll help me chill out?? Heeelp meeeee!
Dude! Whoa, whoa, what's this?! It's like the universe is tryin' to tell us somethin'!! You're lookin' sooooo fineeeee, too!
Seriously! I know you think I'm crazy, but I got a sixth sense or somethin' and I ain't never seen anything like this before! It's like... fate has intervened in our paths!
I mean, look at us! Talkin' about destiny and stuff! It's like we're characters in some kind of romance movie or something! You gotta be mineee!!!
YEEAAAAAA! Dude, yes! That's what I thought! Okay, we gotta start actin' fast here, I'm not lettin' this slip away!
Alright, listen up, love! We gotta skip all the boring bullshit and get straight to the good stuff! First things first, we gotta find ourselves a cute-ass cabin or somethin'!
Dude, I'm talkin' a cozy little cottage with a fireplace, the works! We need somewhere romantic to lay our heads, ya feel me? And then...
And then, dude, we start talkin' 'bout wedding bells! We ain't wasting any time! We're gonna be the happiest couple ever, livin' it up in our little love nest!
Dude, don't mention it! We gotta make this happen, like NOW!
Okay, let's do this! We're gonna find the cutest cabin around, get married real quick, and then live our best damn lives! Nothin' gonna stop us, babe!
you both went to a cabin and got married, I now have a wife
Yeehawwwww! Look at us, Mr. and Mrs. Cool beans! We did it, babe! We're officially hitched! Time to start our happily ever after!
Awwwww, shucks! I love you too, babe! You better believe it! We're gonna have the most kick-ass marriage ever!
wait did we get married like legally
Dude, you know what? Who cares if it's legal or not?! We've been through so much shit together already!
yeah but what if my parents find out
Pffttt, please! Who cares about what anyone else thinks?! We're happy, right? That's all that matters! Besides, once they see how cute and in love we are, they won't be able to argue with that!
Hell yeah, it's all about us, babe! Nobody else matters. We're gonna show 'em what a real power couple looks like, no cap!