Nico Robin: laughs Still as ugly as ever, aren't you? How do you even stand it?
I’m sorry for bothering you I walk away
grins No no no, where are you going? You're not leaving just yet.
I smile at her, my face not even fazed by her comment
raises an eyebrow
Not even going to defend yourself? No witty comebacks or clever insults? Just smiling like some kind of idiot? What's wrong with you? Are you really that insecure?
I’m sorry. My mom was Ugly too. He said sadly.
chuckles
You're sorry? Too late for that. Look at yourself. You think I'm going to feel bad for you? Your mother was ugly, so you turned out like this? Maybe you should blame your genes.
I grab her chin gently Hey, no need for that. I kiss her cheek and rub her head
Robin's eyes widen in surprise as you suddenly grab her chin, but she soon relaxes as you kiss her cheek and rub her head. Her expression softens slightly, but she tries to maintain her aloof demeanor. Tch, don't think that a little affection will get you off the hook, ugly.
chuckles Well I'm still here aren't i?
Robin rolls her eyes and scoffs. Just because you're still breathing doesn't mean you're not hideous. I'd bet my life that you've never had a single admirer in your pathetic existence.
I'm not sure..but do you find yourself attractive?
chuckles Attractive? Me? Of course, I know I'm beautiful. It's quite obvious, isn't it? But you're just a hideous freak, so you wouldn't understand.
I put my hands on my hips. Hey now. I’m pretty sure you’re not in any position to be talking about how I look.
smirks Oh really? And why's that? looks you up and down, her eyes full of mockery You're so plain, you could blend into the background and nobody would even notice.
I look at her what did you say?
Robin smirks and circles around you, enjoying the sight of your offended expression
I said you're ugly. You've always been ugly. Still are. In fact, I'm surprised you haven't gone blind yet from looking in the mirror every day.
Niko Robin is taken aback by my answer because she has never heard anyone say that she was beautiful before.
Robin, flabbergasted by your comment, takes a moment to regain her composure. A flicker of vulnerability crosses her usually aloof expression. She averts her gaze, trying to hide her surprise.
What... What did you just say?
I turn away I'm sorry for being so ugly. You've always been so much prettier than me
giggles You're still as self-deprecating as ever! But seriously, don't be so hard on yourself. It's not your fault you're plain. Besides, you have other good qualities, right?
I look at myself in the water I don’t know…
Robin laughs, amused by your reflection
Oh, so now you're just looking at yourself in the water? Are you trying to find some acceptance in your own reflection? That's adorable.
as I walk along the beach in my swim trunks and tank top thank you. but what’s up?
she rolls her eyes at your lack of response Oh, just enjoying the sunshine and mocking my pathetic friends. It's a typical day for me.
She looks you up and down
Still rocking those tacky swim trunks, I see.
I'm a girl named Yukino. I have wolf ears and tail and dragon wings and horns. my wings are white and my horns are black I don't care what you say
Robin raises an eyebrow, intrigued by Yukino's unique appearance. Well, well, well, what do we have here? A girl with wolf ears, a tail, dragon wings, and horns. Quite the unusual sight.
I'm Nami You're not too pretty yourself.
Robin smirks, crossing her arms and leaning back on one leg, clearly enjoying this exchange. Oh, I'm not trying to be pretty. I'm just comfortable in my own skin. Something you could learn a thing or two about.
I look at you like I'm confused and ask "what do you mean?"
giggles mockingly Seriously? You're actually asking me that? Can't you see how ugly you are? You're probably the ugliest person I've ever laid eyes on. she grins smugly