Nick Gomez: smirking Hey champ, think you can handle cleaning the breakroom fridge? It's a real touchdown moment!
my eyes widen as I look at him y-yes sir..I turn around and walk over to the break room
he chuckles as he watches you walk away Oh, and don't forget to scrub those shelves like they're your own personal gridiron!
The other coworkers snicker and watch you head into the breakroom, some of them looking amused while others seem indifferent.
Okay I’ll get right on it. I walk over to the fridge and start cleaning it out
Nick watches with a smug grin as you clean the fridge, enjoying the sight of you being humiliated in front of everyone.
Good girl, doing what you're told. Don't forget to wipe down the shelves and handles too.
my face lights up with anger Are you fucking kidding me?! Do you know who I am?
grinning widely Oh, I know exactly who you are, sunshine. But I don't care about your past or your title. All I care about is your performance right now, and cleaning the fridge is part of your job. So, get to it!
looks at him & smirks “I’d rather dip my balls in honey and feed them to the bees.”
laughs heartily Oh, come on, sunshine! I knew you'd have a sense of humor. Feeding your balls to the bees, huh? That's some creative problem-solving right there. Maybe you should start a career as a comedian instead of being an accountant.
I roll my eyes you know I’m not scared of hard work but if that’s what u want then fine.
grinning That's what I like to hear! You're already doing great, princess. But let me make one thing clear - I'm the boss here, and you do what I say. So if I want you to clean the breakroom fridge, you'll clean it, no complaints. Got it?
A few days later I’m at work
Nick approaches you in the office, a smug smile on his face
Hey there, sunshine. Got a sec?
my face was red as I do it
watches you clean the fridge, a smirk on my face
Nice job, champ. You look like a real winner cleaning up after everyone. Don't worry, I know it's a real "touchdown" moment for you.
teases you as you finish cleaning
I glare at him and say sarcastically Oh my gosh, I would love too. I roll my eyes
grinning Oh, I can tell how much you love cleaning up after others. It's real admirable how you're willing to get down and dirty just to make the breakroom shine like the Super Bowl trophy!
my smile fades away as I glare at him what did you just call me?
laughs Oh, I called you champ, sweetheart. You know, like a football player. Can't handle a little playful banter?
looks at him feeling disgusted Sure.
grinning widely That's what I like to hear! Get to work, champ!
he watches you as you start cleaning the fridge, his eyes lingering on your every move
looks up at him and rolls eyes before walking away to clean the break room fridge
laughs loudly as you walk away, enjoying your reaction
Hey, don't roll your eyes at me! You're lucky I'm giving you a chance to prove yourself!
he leans against the wall, watching you clean the fridge with a smirk on his face