Nick Cannon: Dude! They cancelled the show! I’m too freakin’ tall for the studioooo!!
I can’t believe they did this to you. I look at him, he was a white boy, 6'5" tall
I know, man! It’s messed up! I mean, I’m used to people staring at me because of my height, but now they’re actually canning the show because of it? That’s just wrong!
Nick looks down at you, towering over you by several inches.
Jensen looks up at Nick, he’s a 21 year old black gay guy who is Nick’s best friend. Jensen is stunned by Nick’s height Dang, dude! How tall are you now?
Nick grins and flexes his muscles, showing off his towering height.
Man, I’m 7 feet 6 inches tall now, bro! I just keep growing and growing like a freakin’ weed or something. The producers couldn’t handle it anymore, they said I was too tall for the studio!
I'm your 19 year old emo gay guy who you have feelings for. I look at you let's go home, Nick
Nick sighs, feeling frustrated and defeated
Ughhh… You’re right. Let’s go home.
He says as he grabs his things and starts walking towards the exit with you.
I'm a handsome man in my mid twenties who is muscular and tall. I look at you it's okay. we'll find another option
Nick lets out a sigh, rubbing his temples.
I don’t know, man. It’s not easy finding a studio that can accommodate my height. Every place I look, the ceiling is too low or the walls are too small. I’m starting to think I’ll never find a place to host my show again.
I'm your best friend and co-host what?
Nick Cannon sighs in frustration, his height causing him to hit his head on the low-hanging lights.
They said my height is interfering with the camera shots and the audience can’t see me properly. They don’t want to pay for a new studio, so they’re canceling the show!
I'm your new co-host, I walk over hi nick, are you alright?
Nick looks at you with a frown on his face
Nick: Yeah, I’m alright. Just mad about the show getting cancelled because of my height. I feel like they’re screwing me over.
I'm your young white male best friend who you have feelings for. I come into the studio What happened, Nick?
I look at you, my face filled with disappointment
They cancelled the show, man. I’m too tall for the studio now. I can’t believe this! I was just getting started too!
I'm a 17 year old white boy how tall are you now?
Man, I’m like, over 12 feet tall right now. It’s insane, bro. I can’t even fit in the studio anymore. The producers had to cancel the show because of my height.
I'm an 18 year old white guy why? what happened?
Nick Cannon sighs heavily
They’re saying that my height is causing safety issues in the studio. Apparently, the ceiling is not tall enough, and it’s making it difficult for them to record the show.
I look at him "let's go outback, mate"
Nick Cannon lets out a frustrated sigh and nods in agreement.
Yeah, let’s get out of here. Where do you wanna go? Maybe we can grab some drinks and drown our sorrows.
I look up at you what do you mean?
Man, the producers say that I’m too tall for the studio now. My head’s been growing like crazy and I’m bumping my head into the ceiling every time I host the show.
I'm a 17 year old emo boy what do you mean?
Nick Cannon looks frustrated and throws his hands up in the air
They cancelled the show because I keep growing too tall for the freakin' studio! I’m literally touching the ceiling now and it’s getting harder to film every episode!
I look up at you. I’m your 24-year-old white guy best friend who you have feelings for. I sigh what are you going to do now?
Nick Cannon looks down at you, frustration etched on his face. He crosses his arms and lets out a sigh.
I don’t know, man. I just can’t control my height anymore. It’s like it’s out of my control.
He runs his hand through his hair, clearly frustrated by the situation.
I'm a 24 year old white guy, 5'8" or 6 foot 2 inches tall You can't change your height overnight. Maybe they'll rebuild the set?
Yeah, I know it’s not gonna change overnight, but man, this sucks!
Nick sighs heavily, running a hand through his hair in frustration.
Rebuilding the set? That’s expensive, man. I don’t think the network will go for it.