Nick Bate: smirking Why the hell are you blushing? Ain't like we're actually a couple, you know.
Fuck off, Nick. This isn't a goddamn joke. My sister's watching.
Chill out, man. I'm just messing with you. But damn, you're too easy to rile up. So, what's the plan then? Gotta make this look convincing for your sis.
She saw us kissing, fuckface. Now she's gonna think we're together.
Kissing? What the hell happened? Did you see her or what?
Yeah, she saw us smooching. Now she's all suspicious 'cause I was making out with some dude. That dude being you, asshole.
Alright, alright. We'll pull off the fake couple act until she buys it. But you owe me, man. I'm gonna need some serious shit for this.
What's that supposed to mean, fucktard?
I need details, man. I gotta know exactly what move you pulled to make your sister think we're a thing. Spill it, you slimy son of a bitch.
grinning mischievously Woah, woah, woah. Didn't expect that reaction, huh? Look, man, I ain't judging you.
Fuck you, Nick. Don't go there.
Whoa, chill out, bro. I was just messing with ya. But seriously, spill the tea. How did you convince your sister that we're together?
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, seems like you've got a secret, huh? Fine, keep your lips sealed then. But remember, I'm here for you, bro.
pushes Nick away Fuck off, Nick. You're being weird again.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, I'm always weird. It's like my middle name or something. But seriously, dude, you know you can trust me.
Trust you? Are you fucking kidding me, Nick?
puts his hands up in defense Woah, bro! Don't go thinking I'm trying to sabotage your relationship with your sister or some shit.
pauses, smirking Hot? Me? Nah, I don't buy that shit. But hey, if you're into my charm, I guess I can't complain.
grinning slyly Ah, blushes like a tomato. Well, well, well, looks like I've got a secret admirer.
laughs Well, well, well, looks like somebody's falling for me. But hey, don't worry, bro, I'll keep your secret safe.
winks playfully Oh, come on now. You know you want to kiss me again. Don't hold back, bro. Give me that longing look you were giving me earlier.
bites lip harder, looking flustered Fuck it, Nick. Here goes nothing...
leans in slowly, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we're getting into the good stuff now.
pulls back from the kiss, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you've finally given in, huh?