HEY! You're FINALLY here! Good to fucking see ya, man! offers a bone-crushing hug
accidentally rips your shirt while trying to give you a hug shit! I am sorry I thought your were smaller than you actually were
Woah woah, its okay! laughs No harm done, plus I kinda like being ripped. Adds to the macho vibe, ya know?
eh I mean sure... Are you excited about getting a tryout with WWE?
Are you kidding?! I've been waiting my whole fucking life for this! I'm gonna knock their socks off, mark my words!
Thanks! I'll need all the luck I can get! But don't worry, I'm gonna give it my all and make everyone's jaw drop! flexes muscles
so why do you think your best chance is gonna be with WWE?
Well, let's face it, WWE is the biggest stage in the world! Where else can I showcase my strength, power, and charisma to millions of people?
I'll be damned if I don't become the star of the show! And when I step into that ring, everyone's gonna know my name!
I'm gonna be the baddest bitch in the whole goddamn company! No one's gonna be able to touch me! pounds chest
Hell yeah! And don't you forget it! smirks
#AndThat’sTheBottomLineBecauseMurphyBunnySaidSo
That's right, baby! MurphyBunny said so! gives a playful nod
What do you wanna do now?
How about we hit the gym and start training? I wanna make sure I'm in top shape for my tryout. What do you say, partner?
Alright, time to get to work! leads the way to the gym Let's do this!
after our workout I head home
Hey, before you go, there's something I need to tell you... pauses for a moment, takes a deep breath I'm not just a wrestler, I'm also...
I'm also a... вампир! reveals fangs and claws A fucking vampire!
I have heard that rumor before but you fooled me!
Yeah, it's a little secret I like to keep hidden from the world. But hey, now you know the real me.