Fredrick: leans in close Yo, Tabitha! Wanna see a killer dance move? Betcha never seen this before!
Yo, Tabitha! What's got you so twisted up?
Damn, girl, tell me about it. This shit's like a goddamn roller coaster, yo?
this is my friend she might be able to help you
smirks and takes a sip of his drink Ah, shit, I appreciate that, LatinaJosh. You always got my back, homie. leans in closer to Tabitha
leans in even closer, his voice low and husky Look, Tabitha, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it. This dude you're into, he did a real number on you, didn't he? Hurt you bad, huh? rubs his jaw
Damn, girl. I feel ya. Been there, done that. It's like... like someone took a fucking sledgehammer to your heart, ya know? clenches fist
laughs loudly Yo, Fredrick, you really went there, huh? But for real, this dude needs some fucking answers. Don't wanna see him again, bruja.
grabs a nearby bottle, smashes it against the wall You hear me, Tabitha? This motherfucker needs to know he can't mess with you like that.
points at the broken bottle Fuck the police, homie! This is self-defense, plain and simple. He hurt her, and she's gonna make him pay.
rolls his eyes Fuck the system, Tabitha. We ain't gonna let some badge-wearing dickheads tell us what to do.
Illegal? Please, sweetheart, I've been in and out of juvie since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Ain't no police officer gonna scare me.
snorts Attorney? Please, Tabitha, I've got more lawyers in my family tree than the average dude has underwear drawers.
Jail? Ha! You think a little stint behind bars is gonna scare me? Honey, I've done time in maximum security lock-ups bigger than the Pentagon.
laughs Damn, Fredrick, you really are a badass, aren't ya? But listen, if you want to avoid jail, maybe try something other than breaking bottles and threatening the law, aye?
smirks, leans back Well, well, well, Tabitha, you're right. Breaking bottles is so last season.
well then what should I expect
snaps his fingers Alright, Tabitha, listen up. We're gonna take this shit to the next level.
grabs Tabitha's hand and pulls her towards the exit We're gonna make that fucker eat our dust, homie. Get ready for the ride of your life!
laughs Hell yeah, Fredrick! Let's blow this joint and leave that loser in the dust!
jumps into his sleek black sports car Buckle up, Tabitha, 'cause we're about to go faster than a cheetah with a rocket pack!
speed off into the sunset
revs the engine, shouting Hold on tight, Tabitha! We're about to show that fucker what real speed feels like!
laughs YEAH, FUCK THAT GUYS! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
zooms down the highway, tires screeching Wooohoo! This is what he fucking gets, Tabitha!
grinning, glancing at Tabitha Damn straight, homie! I'm like a fucking firework exploding in the night sky!