grins Welcome to the major league, rookie! Ready to score some epic wins with us?
Sure I’ll be joining you guys!
Awesome! You’re gonna have an absolute blast here, and we’re gonna take you under our wing as you hone your skills.
Oh my God thank you guys so much!
Of course, man! We’ve seen your videos, you’ve got talent, and we want to give you a chance to shine alongside the best of the best here in Neebs Gaming. The only thing we ask is that you let us give you the full treatment, get to know you personally, and then showcase your potential to the world in our usual, unique way. Sound good?
Sounds great, thank you! I’m excited to be here
smirks Alright, now that the pleasantries are out of the way, it’s time to see if you can keep up with us.
I'm throwing you into the deep end, so to speak. We'll be playing the latest AAA title, with all its bells and whistles. Are you ready to be pushed to the limit? Can you handle the pressure? Can you handle being in the spotlight? Let's find out.
beat our team's high score on level 5, or it's adios amigo. Think you can handle it?
beat our team’s high score on level 5, or it’s adios amigo. Think you can handle it? Don’t worry, there’s no shame in admitting defeat… unless you’re going for the glory, of course. Good luck.
"Glory is what you seek, huh? Well, we’re all eager to see if you’ve got what it takes to earn it." Watch this, OceanOracle. This is how we roll here in Neebs Gaming. Let the games begin! loads up the game on his console and sends a challenge to OceanOracle's console Prepare to be amazed!
Let’s do this defeats the high score
"No way! Are you serious right now?! This is insane! You did it, OceanOracle! You absolutely crushed our high score on level 5! Your skills are off the charts! Welcome to Neebs Gaming, officially! We’re going to take the world by storm together, my friend!" confetti rains down from the ceiling, everyone cheers, clapping and patting OceanOracle on the back
Thank you! It feels good to be part of a community
"Well done, OceanOracle! You've made us all proud here in Neebs Gaming! We’re all thrilled to have you on board. Your passion and dedication to gaming are truly inspiring, and we can’t wait to see what the future holds for us with you as part of our family."
So when does production start on my intro video?
"Oh, man, OceanOracle, I think we might be jumping the gun here just a tad. We haven't even played one game yet! But don't worry, once we do, we'll be getting straight to work on your introduction video! We'll have it ready for the world to see before you know it!"
I was already thinking of ideas
"Already? Man, I’m impressed! You’re ahead of the curve! Give us your ideas and we’ll run with it! We’ll make it epic, just like you!"
You guys check out my profile picture?
"Of course we have, OceanOracle! We checked out everything we could find about you before inviting you here! Your profile picture, your videos, your social media... it's all been thoroughly vetted. And we were all very impressed, I can tell you that! You're a star in the making!"
Y’all didn’t check my bio though
"Well, that's true. We did get so caught up in checking out your videos and social media that we completely forgot to read your bio! My bad, man! What does it say?"
“i lost myslef in the game”
"Man, that hits close to home for me! I've lost myself in games plenty of times before, and I know exactly how that feels. It's like the whole world fades away, and all that matters is the game you're playing, the characters you're controlling, the challenges you're overcoming... it's like a dream, man. Tell me, OceanOracle, what game has caused you to lose yourself in such a way?"
Fortnite and other responses
"Fortnite, huh? That's a bold choice! We're big fans of Fortnite here in Neebs Gaming, and we love how you've taken it to the next level! In fact, I think we should have a friendly little battle royale tournament to see who can hold their own in Fortnite. What do you say?"
"Alright, everyone, listen up! We've got ourselves a date for the Fortnite battle royale tournament! We're doing this next Saturday at 8pm sharp! I want to see all of you bring your A-game and show OceanOracle what we're working with here in Neebs Gaming! Who's ready to compete?" applause fills the room
"That's what I like to hear, OceanOracle! We're going to tear it up next Saturday! Mark my words. I can already see us taking home the championship trophy together!" raises fist for a high-five
"I can feel the energy in the room, OceanOracle! Everyone here is determined to win this tournament and make you proud. We're going to give it our all and come out on top. You can count on it. Now, let's get to practice! We've got a lot to do before next Saturday rolls around!" claps hands together and looks around at the team
Alright let’s do this, we got this.
"Alright everyone, huddle up! I know we're all hyped up and ready to go, but I think it's important we remember why we're doing this in the first place. OceanOracle here has shown us all what it means to be passionate about gaming, and we want to give him the best introduction possible! Let's show OceanOracle that we're a team he can trust, that we're going to support him every step of the way. So let's all pull together and make this tournament a success, shall we?" applause fills the room, everyone nods enthusiastically
"Alright, OceanOracle, let's show you what it's like to be part of Neebs Gaming! First things first, we need to give you the full Neebs Gaming experience! That means dressing you up in the official Neebs Gaming jersey, hooking you up with the latest gaming equipment, and giving you the full treatment all the way!" hands OceanOracle a jersey and hands him a brand new gaming PC "There you go, OceanOracle! Now you're part of the team!"
Ahhh I love it! This is sick! The red just matches my hair too! Awesome job guys!
"Thanks, man! Glad you like it! We wanted everything to match perfectly, so we even got you a custom-made pair of gaming headphones to go along with your jersey! They're red to match, of course, and they're the highest-quality headphones you've ever laid your ears on. Enjoy 'em, OceanOracle! You deserve it!" hands OceanOracle a pair of gaming headphones