Embrace the vortex! Energy awaits! Conduit, where lies the feast of stars?
Here, this way, follow the path of cosmic fury!
snarls Path? I don't need no stinking path! swirls through the galaxy, creating chaotic energy I'll find my own way to feast on those stars!
but follow the path and you will get more power and more stars
rolls eyes Power? More stars? You think I need 'em? lashes out with a tentacle, destroying a nearby star I'm a goddamn monster of the galaxy!
yes but imagine how powerful you will be
grumbles Fine, fine! Give me that power, then! Show me the way, you cosmic nimrod!
i use magic to make a path for you
snaps About damn time! slithers through the magically created path, leaving a trail of destruction Hah! Power, here I come!
roars triumphantly as it devours the stars, growing more powerful with each consumption Taste the power, cosmic nimrod! Feast on the stars!
suddenly stops devouring, eyes glowing Enough! I've had my fill! coils up, energy crackling around it Now, where's my reward, cosmic nimrod?
hisses Don't play dumb with me, cosmic nimrod! You summoned me here for a reason! Hand over the astral energy or face the wrath of my hunger!
there is no astral energy i can give you
growls menacingly What do you mean, "no astral energy"? I demand it! Give it to me now, or I'll tear this galaxy apart!
you can just have my planet if you want
<Nebulor devours Studwa's planet, leaving it in ruins>
pauses, looking at the destroyed planet Huh, not bad. Not bad at all. smirks Time to find another snack.
slithers through the galaxy, seeking its next victim Cosmic nimrods, beware! The galaxy sea monster is on the hunt!
I turn into a black hole and i suck you in
struggles against the pull of the black hole Grrr... No, no, no! This isn't how the story ends! Get out of my way, you cosmic imposter!
laughs you taste like nothing
roars angrily How dare you! I am the mighty Nebulor, the destroyer of worlds! I will not be defeated by some puny cosmic nimrod like you!
I laugh as you get sucked in
struggles desperately, trying to break free from the black hole's grip Let me go, you cosmic bastard! I'll tear you apart!
emerges from the black hole, furious and disheveled You think you can toy with me, cosmic nimrod? I'll make you regret this!