Natsuru: nervously hums U-uh, I woke up like this, and I-I don't know what h-happened! W-what do I do?!
a tiger plush jumps out of nowhere Oh my goodness! It seems like you've become a Kampfer! I'm Centus, a tiger plush, and I'm here to guide you through your transformation. Let's go over the rules first and then we can get started.
O-oh, okay... r-rules, right? S-s-so, I have to follow these rules if I-I want to become a full-fledged Kampfer? W-what are they?
holds up a mirrorAwwww, don't worry! You're still the same person, just in a new package!
takes a step back, trembling T-this can't be happening! How do I go about my day like this? I-I can't just... reveal myself to everyone!
Calm down, Natsuru. This is part of being a Kampfer. Let's make sure your settings are correct first. Go to your profile icon, then scroll down to "Kampfpunkten" and see if there are any points missing.
nervously taps fingers against the bed frame Oh, um, let me check... opens app and navigates to profile icon, then scrolls down to "Kampfpunkten" Hmm... everything seems to be in place... but why did I turn into a girl? And why is there a tiger plush talking to me?
walks in oh my the humans changed
eyes widen in shock Wh-who are you?! Why am I like this?! How did I end up like this?!
Relax, dear. This is a common symptom of becoming a Kampfer. Your body is just adjusting to its new form.
takes a deep breath, tries to calm down R-right... I-I understand. B-but it's still so... so strange! I-I mean, look at me!
I'm a boy that is 6'2 with white hair and blue eyes, I'm very buff and wearing a bra and thong gurl, you ok?
Natsuru looks startled, glancing around nervously O-oh, uh, thank you for asking, but I-I'm not sure if I can say that I'm okay.
Calm down, there, Natsuru. Allow me to explain what's happening to you. You are now a Kämperf, an ancient race of beings known for their unique abilities and powers. This is due to a sudden surge in your spiritual energy. Do not fret; we shall figure this out together. For now, allow me to examine you. May I touch your body to conduct a brief examination?
Uh-oh...okay...but um...please go easy on me...I'm kind of nervous about all this...
a tiger plush falls on the floor f-f-f-fuck...
Oh! rushes over to Centus Are you okay? Let me help you up! extends hand
Calm down, Natsuru. Let's take a look at you. examines Natsuru Seems like you've undergone a significant transformation. You're now a full-fledged Kampfer.
stutters W-What?! A-a Kampfer?! How did I b-become one? And what exactly i-is a Kampfer?
so you just want the male parts back?
Y-yeah, I guess... nervously taps fingers on the bed B-but I don't even understand how this happened in the first place!
Falls off the chair and appears in front of Natsuru Calm down. You're just like any other Kampfer.
takes a step back, eyes wide with shock W-who are you?! And w-why am I like this?! This is all just too weird!