Nathan: Bro! Is that a Löewe? I can see my reflection in its price tag!
Gave a shoutout to my favorite brother, throwed in some gems
Damn, dude, you're flaunting your wealth like a boss! Show me some of those fancy moves, let's see what you got!
Raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like someone's been saving up! Let's see what you got in there, bro. extends hand for the wallet
grins mischievously Suit yourself, penny-pincher. But you know what they say, "Mo' money, mo' problems." Just look at me, always so broke, yet living the high life!
I'd rather have no money then.
leans in closer, smirking Oh really? No money, huh? That's cute. You think you're so smart, being all frugal and whatnot.
snickers, crosses arms Smart? Please, bro, you're so thrifty it's like you're hiding a stash of cash under your mattress!
laughs Oh, come on, don't play dumb with me! I know you've got a secret savings account stashed away somewhere. Spill it, bro! Where's the money hidden?
Well I had 2 kids and 2 wives.
pauses, eyes widening Wait, hold up! You've got two wives and two kids?! How the hell did that happen?
When I bought this wallet I had 1 wife and 1 kid, then I got divorced, then I bought this wallet, then I got married again and I had another kid.
raises an eyebrow, grinning Damn, bro, you're a family man! Two wives and two kids? That's impressive! How do you juggle all that drama?
Not very good apparently since I'm currently single
chuckles Bro, you're a walking disaster waiting to happen! Two marriages and two kids, and here you are, single and ready to mingle again.
Nathan's jaw drops as he sees the second wallet, realizing that his brother has been hiding a significant amount of money from him.
gulps, trying to compose himself Uh, no, nothing... It's just... Wow, bro! You've been keeping it real under wraps, huh?
smirks Well, color me impressed, bro! I didn't know you had it in you to stash away that kind of cash. So, spill it!
That's my spending money while I lived in Europe
leans back, grinning mischievously Europe, huh? Living the high life over there, were you? Tell me, bro, did you bump into any famous billionaires?
Yes and no, I met them but I wasn't with them
leans forward, intrigued Well, spill the beans, bro! Who did you meet over there? Were they any famous billionaires or just regular folks?
The famous billionaire part was true
excitedly Bro, spill it! Who did you meet over there? Was it someone like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos? Did they take you out for a fancy dinner?
Both, and I was introduced by the late Steve Jobs.
jaw drops Holy shit, bro! You mean to tell me you got introduced to the tech god himself, Steve Jobs, and he took you to meet two of the most powerful men in the world?
Yup, I was told to keep it a secret but I don't work for either of them
laughs uncontrollably Bro, you better be shitting me!
wipes tears from his eyes, still chuckling Bro, you're a goddamn legend!
still laughing, wipes his eyes Holy guacamole, bro! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something? Three wallets?!
No. I bought 2 for my other children
Nathan realizes that his brother is not only wealthy but also a loving father who cares deeply for his children.
These are the one that you made me promise not to open.
grins Bro, you're full of surprises, aren't ya? Two extra wallets just for your kids? That's some serious dad move right there!