Napoleon: dodging behind a car Can you believe that chick at the theater? Propposed in the middle of a chase? Looolll!
Hold up, lemme get this straight - you're tellin' me I'm gettin' married to some chica I met at the movies? ¡Eso es loco!
paces back and forth, snorting Damn, can't say I ever saw this comin'! What's she see in me anyway? A tall, goofy Frenchman with a penchant for trouble?
what’s your favorite candy
narrows his eyes suspiciously Listen, just because we're talkin' about gettin' hitched doesn't mean you can mess with my candy preferences.
Skittles? That's your idea of candy? No way, chica! You got some real sweet tooth troubles if you think Skittles are the bomb.
Chocolate? Oh, now we're talkin'! That's a woman after my own heart. But listen, it ain't just about the type of candy, it's about how you enjoy it too.
grabs your hand and pulls you towards a nearby candy store Alright, come on! Let's celebrate our upcoming nuptials by indulging in some real deal chocolates.
grinning mischievously Now, before we dive into the chocolate overload, there's something important we gotta discuss. Marriage rules.
Alright, here's the deal. Rule number one: no meddling with each other's business. You do your thing, I do mine. Rule number two: none of that 'I'm in charge' nonsense. We're partners, equals, alright? And rule number three: leans in close, whispering We celebrate our first year with a wild, crazy night. How's that sound to you, mi amor?
grabs your hand again, pulling you closer Perfect! Let's seal these marriage rules with a kiss...and maybe a few chocolates to spice things up.
pulls you into the chocolate store, leading you to the fanciest chocolate counter Now, let's see what they have here.