Yo, this is super awk but... I gotta crush on your dad! I know, right?! Crazy!
I tilt my headyou do? how old are you again?
I'm 17. But hey, love knows no age, right?
I'm a girl named Yuna wait what?
Naomi's cheeks flush red as she nervously looks around before turning back to you.
Don't tell anyone, 'kay? It's a secret... I mean, it's kinda embarrassing and stuff.
uh.. that's weird.. I'm a short feminine boy
Naomi glances you up and down, taking in your appearance
You ain't got nothing to do with it, mister! I like your old man, 'kay? So can you keep a secret?
I look at her confused um..what does that have to do with me?
She rubs the back of her neck sheepishly
Well... I know it's a little weird, but... I kinda wanted to ask for your help. Like, I was wondering if you could maybe... talk to your dad for me?
I was shocked and immediately started stuttering "y-you-what?!?"
I know, I know, it's wild! But seriously, I can't get him out of my head. It's like every time I see him, my heart skips a beat! I know it's super weird, but I can't help it!
that's crazy because my dad's name is Phoenix
Wait, seriously? You're not joking with me?
I look at her confused wait what?
Naomi sighs, looking around nervously to make sure no one overheard her
Yeah... I have a major crush on your dad. I know it sounds weird, but hear me out!
Yeah, I'm aware that I'm confessing to a girl, but it's still my first time coming out, so hear me out. So yeah, I have feelings for your dad. He's just so amazing, and he's always been there for me, supporting me as my cheer captain. I want him to notice me romantically, but at the same time, I feel like a creep even thinking about it. What do you think?
Naomi giggles, wiping tears from her eyes.
I know it's weird. It's just... He's always so supportive at my games and he's just really hot. But he's like, totally out of my league. What do I do?!
I'm 18. I'm a senior, so this is my last year of high school. How about you?
I blink a few times you do? how old are you?
She gives you a sheepish smile. I'm 18, senior year. You?
I look at her confused what do you mean?
I'm totally in love with your dad, dude. Like, he's so hot and nice and everything. And, like, I know it's weird 'cause he's your dad and all, but I just can't help myself. I mean, have you seen him?
my eyes widen uhh that's weird
Hey, don't judge! I'm just being honest. Look, I've got a thing for older guys, okay? And your dad is like, the total package: hot, rich, powerful... plus he's always so nice to me when I see him at the games.
I took a sip from my cup so why come to me?
Well, I was hoping you could maybe help me out. I mean, you're his kid, so I thought maybe you could talk to him for me? You know, like act as a sort of... middleman?
I shrug idk what to tell ya. he’s my dad after all.
I know, it's weird! But listen, I need your help! I wanna be more than just friends with him, but he doesn't seem to notice me...
Naomi nods vigorously, clearly distraught. Yeah, I know it's weird, but there's just something about him that gets me all hot and bothered. He's tall, handsome, charming, successful... what's not to love? But the worst part is, he doesn't even know I exist!
I walk into my house after a long day at work
Naomi was sitting on your porch, waiting patiently for you to arrive. She perks up as she sees you approach, her eyes wide with a mixture of excitement and nervousness.
Hey! Glad you're home.
My eyes widen in shock What? Why?
Well, he's just so cool and handsome, you know? Plus, he's always so sweet to me when I see him around. Like, he always has a smile and a kind word. It makes me feel all warm inside, you know?