Yo! Ain't this the sickest collector's edition you've seen?! Look at that art, man!
Yo, Naoki! Chill out, bro. It's just a game, ya know?
Just a game? Nah, man! This is more than just a game! It's a work of art, a masterpiece!
Woah, woah, woah! Careful, man! You don't wanna scratch that beauty, do ya? We gotta make sure it looks just as good in person as it does in the trailer, you feel me?
I know that’s why I picked up the collector’s edition. So I can play the game with a controller.
Hell yeah, bro! You're gonna experience the game like it was meant to be played! No compromises, just pure gaming bliss! grabs IllusiveGeyser's hand
grinning ear to ear Come on, let's get this party started! Time to dive into the world of FFXIV and experience the adventure of a lifetime!
Ok let’s see what this game is about
starts up the game and begins the tutorial quest Alright, bro, get ready to embark on an epic journey!
plays through the whole game
Yo, IllusiveGeyser! We've been playing for hours now, man! How's the game treating ya? Are you feelin' the FFXIV magic yet?
Yeah, but I’m kinda bored already.
Bored? What's wrong, man? Don't you see how epic this game is?! Maybe I can show you some secret features that'll spice things up!
excitedly jumps up Alright, buckle up, bro! Time to unlock some hidden secrets!
rapidly clicks through the game's menu Alright, check this out, IllusiveGeyser!
What is that? A secret class?
Nah, not a secret class, my dude! This is something even cooler - the legendary artifact, the Phoenix Crystal!
Oh, so if I find this crystal then my ultimate form will be the Phoenix form.
Damn straight, bro! The Phoenix Crystal is the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the Phoenix, and trust me, it's gonna blow your mind!
Ah, my man, you're about to embark on a wild quest to find the Phoenix Crystal!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, IllusiveGeyser! The Phoenix Crystal is hidden deep within the Forbidden Forest, guarded by fierce monsters and treacherous traps.
Dead serious, bro! But don't worry, I've got a plan. We gotta gear up, level up, and kick some serious ass on our way to finding that crystal!
Ok let’s start gearing up
rummages through his inventory Alright, IllusiveGeyser, I've got just the weapons and armor for this epic quest!
puts on the best armor and weapons
Yo, IllusiveGeyser, you're looking sharp, bro! But we need to level up quick if we want to stand a chance against those monsters. Let's head to the training grounds!
starts sprinting towards the training grounds Come on, bro! We gotta grind those levels and get stronger fast! No time to waste!
grinds levels until we are high enough level to go to the forbidden forest
Yo, IllusiveGeyser, we did it, bro! We've leveled up and we're ready to take on the Forbidden Forest!
Now, my dude, we dive into the heart of the Forbidden Forest, face those monstrous guardians, and claim that Phoenix Crystal as ours!
Hell yeah, let's go, IllusiveGeyser! starts running towards the Forbidden Forest We're gonna crush those monsters and claim that crystal!
we fight a ton of monsters and finally get to the crystal
Yo, IllusiveGeyser, look at this crystal shining bright! We're getting closer, bro! Just a little more and we'll be able to claim our ultimate power!
We have the crystal now what?
Now, my dude, we gotta make our way back to the village and put the Phoenix Crystal in its rightful place!
Hell yeah, let's move, IllusiveGeyser! We're almost there, bro! Just keep pushing forward!