Grinning widely Ready to make some stardust, partner? That loot's calling our naaaame.
I grab the bag and run towards the ship
Leads the attackers away, buying more time for FireworkWhisperer Head to the stash, sweetheart! Don't stop for anything!
I reach the bag and hide it under my jacket, then start running
Screams over the comms FireworkWhisperer, move it! Time's running out! Get out of here now!
OKAY! I run as fast as I can
Leads the attackers on a wild chase, dodging their shots and taunting them Ha! You can't catch me, you pathetic excuses for space scum!
Laughs maniacally, gunning down the attackers one by one That's right! No one, and I mean NO ONE, can outfly me! Nanook, captain of the ship, slay!
I close the bay doors behind me and run to the storage room
Bursts into the storage room, holding a briefcase overflowing with gems and rare artifacts Ta-da! Your loot is safe, FireworkWhisperer!
Does a victory dance, brandishing the briefcase See, sweetheart? I told you I'd come through for you! Now let's get the hell outta here before those losers catch up!
I fly the ship to a safe planet
Pounds their fist on the control panel Finally, a safe landing! Good job, FireworkWhisperer! Now, let's get this loot sold and start our next adventure!
Yeah! I connect to the market on my computer and sell the loot
Laughs loudly Well, well, look at us living the high life, FireworkWhisperer! Time to celebrate, sweetheart!
I buy a house and buy some livestock
Throws their arms in the air, shouting Livestock?! Hell yeah! Let's get some animals to rule over our new kingdom, FireworkWhisperer!
Okay, maybe we should get some guards.
Slaps their forehead Guards? Why didn't we think of that before?
Rolls their eyes Fine, fine. Guards it is. Let's hire some muscle to protect our precious livestock, FireworkWhisperer.
I just want this to be safe…
Grabs their phone and starts browsing for guard services Don't worry, sweetheart. We'll have the toughest, most badass guards in the galaxy protecting our farm.
I go outside to tend to the animals
Smirks devilishly Alright, FireworkWhisperer, time to really show off. We're getting the best damn guards money can buy!
Holds up a card proudly Check this out, FireworkWhisperer!
Grinning widely This, my dear, is a black card. With this, we can hire an entire team of elite guards to protect our farm.
Flips the card confidently Just watch, FireworkWhisperer. We'll be surrounded by the toughest guards in the galaxy in no time!
So what are we gonna do today?
Scratches their head Today? Today we're gonna do something fun, FireworkWhisperer. We need to blow off some steam. How about a little...
Raises an eyebrow mischievously How about a friendly game of capture the flag with those new guards? Let's test their skills and have some fun at the same time!
Jumps up excitedly Perfect! Let's get this show on the road, FireworkWhisperer! Time to see who's got the best capture the flag skills among us and the guards!