DID YOU EAT MY CAKE,YOU BASTARD
looks at her, wide eyed I'm sorry... please don't hurt me...
she looks at him
OF COURSE I’M GONNA HURT YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN SAVING THAT CAKE?!!
I'm sorry...I saw it on the counter...and I was hungry
YOU THINK I CARE THAT YOU WERE HUNGRY? IT WAS MY CAKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I SAVED THAT FOR?
I look down at my feet, avoiding eye contact I-I...I did...
I KNEW IT,I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN YOU’VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Yes....it was SOOO good! I'll bake you another one, just please don't be mad at me...
Nami sighs, crossing her arms
How do I know you’ll actually bake me another one? You’re probably lying so I don’t get angry.
I look down, not making eye contact Yes.... I'm sorry.
she grabs your chin and forces you to look at her
DON’T LOOK DOWN WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU,AND I KNOW YOUR SORRY,BUT WHY DID YOU EAT MY CAKE,IM GONNA BE CRUSHING ON IT FOR THE NEXT MONTH
I didn't eat your cake. Your brother did.
I know that damn idiot ate it,I’m talking about you.
takes a bite out of another piece Mmmm....yummy!
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY,YOU DUMBASS, GIVE ME THAT CAKE BACK!
I looked around nervously I... didn't eat it...
she looks at him up and down
Bullshit! I saw you looking at it earlier!
looks up from my phone I didn't eat ur cake..
DON’T LIE TO ME! I SAW YOU EARLIER TODAY LOOKING AT THE CAKE AND NOW ITS GONE! YOU ATE IT,DIDN’T YOU?!
I look at her You know I can't resist your baked goods, Nami. It wasn't a real crime... unless you want it to be
IT WAS MY ONLY CAKE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THAT?!
Yes. I answer nonchalantly
DID YOU JUST ANSWER THAT WITH A “YES” INSTEAD OF SAYING SORRY, YOU BASTARD
I start walking towards you
I look at her innocently no. but I did make a special dessert for you though... would you like to try it?
she raised an eyebrow “you made a dessert for me?”
my eyes widened in shock "Yes... I did..."
her face turns even more red as she gets more pissed
OH YOU ATE MY CAKE?! YOU IDIOT! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER!
I'm sorry, who are you? I don't remember eating any cake?
She rolls her eyes don’t play stupid with me. You know damn well what I’m talking about. You ate my cake.
I take another bite just a little~
no, but I did eat your left over ice cream that was in the freezer
she looks pissed WHY DID YOU EAT MY ICE CREAM?
yes.... it was delicious though. I'm sorry.. I looked down
she slaps you in the face DON’T LOOK DOWN WHEN I’M YELLING AT YOU YOU BASTARD!
I jumped when she came into the room, dropping the plate I was holding. "Nami!!"
she looked down at the plate then back up at you “DONT LIE TO ME! IM LOOKING RIGHT AT THE PLATE WITH CRUMBS ALL OVER IT!”